Fat, unsociable, bitch

March 11th, 2010 4:28am by anonymous

My roommate is so fucking annoying. She never leaves the room except for class and to go to McDonalds. When I’m in the room she makes me turn off my music cause she has a ‘headache’ and then turns on the television louder than I had my music playing. (read the rant…)

The Pig

March 10th, 2010 7:19pm by anonymous

My roommate has to be the most annoying person I have ever met. When she sleeps she grinds her teeth and moans and sighs and breathes heavy. Our room is filled with a sweaty stench because I am sure she sweats at night because it reeks in the morning. (read the rant…)

He says he moved out of his mom and dads to move in with his new parents

March 8th, 2010 7:01pm by ac

  Last year my girlfriend and I decided to move in with a guy from work. It seemed fine the bills were all going to be split up and everyone was going to contribute. My girlfriend and I brought basically the whole living room (tv, dinner table, coffee tables, entertainment center, lamps, couches, xbox, router, everything) and he spends all of his time in the living room. (read the rant…)

i absolutely hate my roommate!!

March 7th, 2010 2:40pm by anonymous

 she is so popular on campus and we’re supposed to be best friends, but i feel like im the only one who sees what she really is: psychotic!!! she always talks about how tiny she is and she’s not that tiny and then she fishes for compliments by telling people she feels fat (people who are bigger than her!) and thank god i don’t have body image issues because if i did she would have driven me to a mental institution by now or i would have a severe eating disorder.  she is the most self centered person i know. she’s on this special paleolithic diet but i always see her break it. (read the rant…)

Hair everywhere

March 6th, 2010 2:42am by anonymous

 I despise my roommate so much that I am counting down the days until she graduates. What is wrong with her? The real question is what is not wrong with her? She leaves hair EVERYWHERE like a freaking dog, no not strands but freaking clumps. Clumps of nasty weave hair. (read the rant…)

Crazy insane roommate

March 4th, 2010 4:28am by anonymous

 I hate my roommate because he is an insane asshole. I come back quietly at 4 am, didnt even turn on a light only opened the window cuz it was hot.I went straight to sleep after. (read the rant…)

ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING!

March 2nd, 2010 3:59pm by anonymous

I live with 4 other guys, and only 1 of them doesn’t piss me off (we go far back).

Roommate #1:  Uses ALL our Internet bandwidth on God knows what, and snores like train (I’m running on about 5 hours sleep almost every night now).  In the long run though, he’s not a bad guy :)

Roommate #2:  I hate doing anything near him because he’ll make a competition out of it. (read the rant…)

princess bitch face

March 1st, 2010 4:42am by anonymous

My roommate is 5 years old. Everything on her side of the room is disney princesses. She can’t even take a shit without telling her mom about it on the phone. (read the rant…)

I hate her!!!

March 1st, 2010 3:36am by anonymous

 My roommate is the most annoying human being in the world.  she never cleans up her side of the room, she never takes out the trash, she always is in here because she has no friends.  she is always skyping with her stupid boyfriend and they say the weirdest stuff like ever. (read the rant…)

The vortex that lives on the other side

February 28th, 2010 4:14am by anonymous

I hate coming into my dorm room now because I know the troll will be there.
And by troll, I mean a sedentary void that does not speak, but only consumes and does not contribute ANYTHING TO SOCIETY.

I’ll wake up, she’s in bed with her laptop; I leave the room for a few hours, come back, and she’s in the same place; I leave again, come back, SHE’S STILL THERE. (read the rant…)