Stupid and flaky – we didn’t even move in!
July 28th, 2010 11:16pm by anonymous
How is it that you can't even put effort into the apartment search? You are lazy and stupid! I don't care that you backed out of the lease, but you could have APOLOGIZED for being irresponsible. Were...f**k you.
July 14th, 2010 11:11pm by anonymous
Dear roommate: You're a judgmental cunt who talks about everyone behind their backs. I know you say shit about our other roommate who, yes, is a little naive when it comes to guys and a little blonde,...Get real.
July 13th, 2010 12:30am by anonymous
Alright two-faced bitch, own up. You act all sunshiney and happy with your expensive clothes and rich daddy, but if things don't go your way shit hits the fan. It started off simple; you annoy me. A lot....Dirty Cow
July 12th, 2010 11:34am by anonymous
I absolutely cannot stand my roomate. She is a dirty, disgusting pig. She leaves beer cans in her closet, dishes in the sink, and on the living room table, and her cats feces on the floor...The Rhino
July 9th, 2010 11:50am by anonymous
I cannot wait for my roommate to move out at the end of the year. He is one of the most irritating people I have ever met. There are 5 of us in the house and when some of tried to set up a cleaning roster...do your fair share
July 6th, 2010 7:43pm by anonymous
I have 2 roomates. I do 97% of the dishes. I feed, bathe, walk and play with a dog that isn't mine... she belongs to one of my roomates that's never there. I take out the trash, I sweep...Bowel Movement Issue – CLogged Toilet
July 2nd, 2010 4:24am by anonymous
Hey, everyone takes a crap that clogs the toilet once in a while. Well, I never have, but I'm just saying that to sound inclusive. I mean, if you have a large bowel movement and it clogs the toilet, you...Give A Mentally Handicapped Guy a Key to Our Place? Sure.
July 2nd, 2010 4:16am by anonymous
My roommate was a closeted gay man until he came out at 40. He's 48 now. He has been out of work for 12 months because of the economy and his generally abrasive manner. Because...Living with Lady Macbeth
June 21st, 2010 3:16am by anonymous
I needed to find a place to live that was closer to work, and I heard a guy I knew from my previous job had a room for rent. Great! He seemed nice, and we always got along...Ramen < Thin Mints
June 17th, 2010 10:58am by anonymous
i opened my box of thin mints and inside there were no thin mints, instead there was a package of ramen. I questioned the douche about it and he claimed it was an even trade. an entire box of thin mints...