Archive for July, 2008
my friend named Ian part I
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008So I don’t have much time to write this, but let me start with introducing my friend named Ian. In essence, Ian is a test tube baby experiment gone horribly wrong. Think of Charles Manson and Porky Pig having a kid: that is Ian. (read the rant…)
Ivy Douchebag
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008Okay, so I have been reading posts on this site, and for the most part its really funny. But I had the most anal retentive ass for a roomate, he will blow everyone away in comparison.
So I have to admit this: I do delve into "pharmaceuticals. (read the rant…)
You and you’re girl friend should get the $%#* out
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008This summer, he asked me if i would be alright if his girlfriend stayed here with him instead of moving back home. I asked him if she was going to pay rent and such. He said yes. (read the rant…)
The bill collectors are calling!
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008My roommate refuses to pay his share of the bills. Well not refuses, but just never gives the money. Every time I bring it up he’s like, "Yeah I’ll get it to you by the end of the week", which obviously never happens. (read the rant…)
The male drama queen
Monday, July 28th, 2008This category could apply to both sexes, but I’m targeting the male drama queen. He’s the kind that thinks the world centers around him. He can be O. (read the rant…)
OCD
Monday, July 28th, 2008Sparkling counter tops, freshly vacuumed floors and that almost tangy smell of extra-strength cleaning solution - this was my dorm on the first day I set foot in it. I could not wait to unload all my stuff, lay down a rug or two, put up some pictures, hang some curtains and do anything else I could to "desterilize" the place. I soon came to find out that sterility isn’t so bad. (read the rant…)
I know i have issues, but…
Monday, July 28th, 2008My old roommate was a very interesting person. She was in a long distance relationship, so, of course, there were the constant late-night phone conversations. She had lots of friends, but hardly any of them seemed to actually go to Florida State, and so there were the late night IM and phone conversations with them, too. (read the rant…)
My freshman roommate
Monday, July 28th, 2008My first roommate freshman year was more than slightly oblivious to social norms. He came to school with a straight-banged, home style haircut and drab, utilitarian clothing. His preferred music was as dated as his style, preferring to listen only to Buddy Holly and other recording artists from the very beginning of radio. (read the rant…)
the knife collecting roommate
Monday, July 28th, 2008I once had this crazy roommate who would throw these massive temper tantrums as well as collected knives. Every time there was a another temper tantrum there was another knife. It freaked me out so much I slept with my door locked. (read the rant…)
The cumpulsive, lying roommate
Monday, July 28th, 2008I was helping a friend of mine move in and I met her roommates while doing so. There was this weird chick, let’s call her Jane, which had this English accent that was in the room directly across from her. Whenever I’d come over to visit my friend, the weird girl would tell us all these stories about England and what she and her friends used to do back home. (read the rant…)
