Annoying Dorm Roommate
November 20th, 2008 6:27pm by admin
My roommate is constantly annoying the crap out of me. He is very messy, smelly, and talks to me about stuff that I have no interest in whatsoever.
First of all, he piles all of his school books in the floor next to the bed and keeps them there all the time. I find it very odd that at night when he takes his glasses off he places them in the floor and UNDER one of these specific books. It’s like he’s asking for them to get broke!
Then there’s the smell. I don’t pay that much attention but it always looks like he wears the same clothes and his clothes bin is always just about empty so he has to be. The smell- BO. Disgusting. I’m always spraying stuff when he comes into the room. Even my girlfriend and other friends have noticed it and that it’s def. coming from his side of the room.
So at the begining of the year we sign a roommate agreement form, right? Well, he gets top shelf of the fride; I get bottom. He’s always putting stuff on my shelf when his is EMPTY! We’ve also forced him to clean out the fridge becuase he has left stuff in there so long it beings to smell. And he never takes his trash can out. It will be overflowing onto the floor before he does anything about it.
I’ve tried living with these things because I’m a nice guy but then there’s the talking. He’s some artist (a very crappy one at that) so he’s always asking me about Divinci and people I care nothing about. I show no interest in the conversation and he still goes on and on.
Lastly, because I’m tired of typing, he doesn’t go anywhere! The only time he’s out of the room is when he stays the night at the library (which I enjoy very much). LOSER and I HATE LIVING WITH HIM.
I keep praying he’ll drop out or something. I guess I can only wait until the end of the year when I won’t be having him for a roommate or seeing him ever again!