whadda fuck
February 26th, 2009 10:21pm by admin
Seriously whadda fuck, i have been sick for 2 days now and you brought in some of your notouriously stanky food… I had to run to the bathroom and vomit. I feel like absolute shit and you triggered it. Also those dogtags look especially gay on you, which is ironic because you are obviously too gay for the military. Oh and you just came by to drop of the nasty smelling food and leave, I dont know if i can handle this. Thats another one of your wonderful qualities. You love stoping by the room all the time, sometimes you stay for forever and sometimes your out real quick. There are a few things I hate about you coming into the room. First and foremost, you always know the PERFECT time to open the door and block my cock. Speaking of cock I heard your was on the small side of the spectrum, sorry you had to experience that baby. Another thing I hate about when your in the room, you love to leave the door open, turn on all your lights, turn on your/my fans and occasionally open your window; and you love doing this no matter how long you grace us with your precence. I don’t think you have ever once turned off your lights or fan, or even shut your window for that matter. This leads me to wake up cold, in a drafty room with all the lights on, at 2:00am. When you inevitably cock block me you love to leave the fans and lights on, door open just a little bit, so we can’t see out, and then go to the bathroom. That makes me have to wait… then put on cloths, go check to see if you left or are still in the bathroom, then run around the room fixing everything. I honestly think he thrives on killing the mood. As an aside, let me just say that he makes his girlfriend walk all the way to our room from another building to get a condom, by herself. Now that he is gone im going to investigate the stank. Its some nasty ass cheese, obviously. I almost vomited again when i opened his fridge, which im surprised isn’t locked because he has a ‘dorm vault’ bolted to his bed to keep all his valuables. As much as I hate to say it, your such a damn jew. Saying that feels racist because your actually jewish, but thats beside the point. Every single transaction that has ever occured between us, you jewed me.
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