i live with a douche and a social moron
October 21st, 2009 9:11pm by admin
my roommates suck the big one and it’s going to kill me shortly. he is like a poison– he turns the sweetest of people into assholes with his presence. people ae weirdly obsessed with him, and he’s a negative, cynical, two-faced piece of shit with obvious intimacy issues from being sent to boarding school at 11. he doesn’t care about anything but smoking weed and being a dick to girls, and his humor is at everyone’s expense. he is the worst combination of bro and hipster. he’s got the obsessive beer drinking and disrepecting women down, and he’s pretentious and likes to fancy himself cultured because his parents paid for a trip to europe after he got kicked out of college.