my roommate is psycho
October 25th, 2009 3:12pm by admin
so my college roommate, lets call her kate, is officially a psycho bitch. first of all, every night at two in the morning her stupid boyfriend (who is not even her boyfriend, he is actually cheating on his girlfriend with kate) calls and she talkes to him for like two hours. she also plays her stupid guitar VERY POORLY after she gets off the phone with him. i have told her to keep the volume down or take calls in the lounge across the hall and her response was “yes…but then i would have to walk over there and move”. one night, i heard a long pause in her convorsation with her boyfriend so i rolled over in my bed to see what was going on. kate was sitting butt naked in MY NEW CHAIR taking pictures of herself to send to her boyfriend. she is not even attractive…she is practically annorexic, has a unibrow, and is soooooo ugly. so, needless to say, seeing her completely naked was pretty gross. not only that, but this past week she had a “mental breakdown” and had to be shipped home for a week. she is always talking to herself, laughing creepily about stupid, not-funny things, and is pretty much a complete bitch to everyone she comes in contact with, including her friends and family. one day, she went out of her way to run into a girl walking down our hall and proceeded to give the poor girl the finger and yell at her. kate is a complete freak and has no friends. because of this, she always wants to tag along with me EVERYWHERE i go…it is sooooooo annoying. none of my friends want to come over to my dorm room because they are all scared of her.
kate is ruining my college experience. i hope she fails this semester so she will go back home and leave me the fuck alone.