Annoying Bitch Roommate
October 26th, 2009 11:28am by admin
My roommate and I used to be good friends, and we lived together last year. This year though, she has gone completely batshit insane and is ruining my semester. First off I asked her back in July if she was cool with my boyfriend coming over and spending the night. She said yes, but then when my boyfriend came over for the weekend she had a totally breakdown and bitchfest. She stole away my (now ex) best friend. My best friend and I used to hang out all the time, now my roommate and her hang out and my friend hasn’t even talked to me in like 3 months because of my fucking roommate talking shit about me to her. Besides all this, my roommate is annoying, stupid, insane, and a completely fake person. She acts nice to my face, but then talks shit about me behind my back and constantly makes comments about my life to other people we know.. she needs to stay the fuck out of my business. She also watches stupid shit on the computer all day and laughs obnoxiously loud about it for like 10 minutes. She sounds like a freaking gopher when she laughs and you can see her giant yellow teeth protuding 5 inches cause of her overbite. She asks me stupid questions about dumb shit, like how to spell the word orange and other retarded crap. She also is in love with some guy she met on myspace who is 28, lives like 7 states away, and he is a fucking creeper. She blabs to him about stupid shit, like how hot she thinks someone is, or about the moon, and other crap 24/7 on the phone. She also tells me like every detail of their conversations, like I give a fuck. In fact, she tells me every detail of her life which is really fucking annoying. She sticks post-its on her desk and shit telling me not to steal from her, which is retarded because I have never stolen any of her cheap ass shit. In addition to all of this crap, she also is 100% mentally insane. She was complaining once about how it was cold in the room (we had the fucking a/c on!) and then she told me she saw a man standing in our room and that she had to banish him from the physical world. She also puts freaking rocks around the room and sometimes I walk in to find her with tarot cards all over the place. Its fucking retarded and I’m sick of dealing with her shit. I am usually a very nice and tolerant person, but I am sick of her being annoying and talking crap about me and then putting up a fake facade. She is the most irritating bitch I have ever met and after this year, I hope I never have to see her again for the rest of my life.