Archive for November, 2009

What is wrong with them?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

So I’m new in grad school, and in this country.  Well, I assumed that living with three other unknown people would eventually evolve into living with friends.  But three months after coming, we barely see each other and we don’t even share costs for almost anything. (read the rant…)

The Animal Girls

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

 I live with animal people. I was fine with the description of "lap dog and sweet cat", but that’s not what this is. This is smelly, flea-infested 35lb dog-thing and scared-of-life cat. (read the rant…)

i fucking hate my roommate.

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. (read the rant…)

LIVING HELL! U think your roommate is bad?!?!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

I think i might have most of you beat.  This is going to be pretty long, so if you dont like reading, move on to the next roommate horror story.  I do assure you i have the worst roommate in the world. (read the rant…)

Fatty and his one eyed dog

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

 I generally do not hate people, but I hate my roommate Erik and his one eyed dog Uno!! First of all, Erik generally only eats shitty fast food and I don’t mind as long as he doesn’t destroy the kitchen. But lately he has been cooking at home and will not ever wash his mother f**king dishes. The worst part is it is always some gnarly greasy food, so the fat solidifies in the pan leaving a putrid mess. (read the rant…)