Archive for November, 2009

i fucking hate my roommate.

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. I even bought [...]

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LIVING HELL! U think your roommate is bad?!?!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

I think i might have most of you beat. This is going to be pretty long, so if you dont like reading, move on to the next roommate horror story. I do assure you i have the worst roommate in the world. So. I began a relationship with this guy “Peter” [...]

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Fatty and his one eyed dog

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

I generally do not hate people, but I hate my roommate Erik and his one eyed dog Uno!! First of all, Erik generally only eats shitty fast food and I don’t mind as long as he doesn’t destroy the kitchen. But lately he has been cooking at home and will not ever wash his [...]

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