Fatty and his one eyed dog
November 3rd, 2009 1:16am by admin
I generally do not hate people, but I hate my roommate Erik and his one eyed dog Uno!! First of all, Erik generally only eats shitty fast food and I don’t mind as long as he doesn’t destroy the kitchen. But lately he has been cooking at home and will not ever wash his mother f**king dishes. The worst part is it is always some gnarly greasy food, so the fat solidifies in the pan leaving a putrid mess. In addition to him being a disgusting slob, his retched dog is always getting on the counter and eating food. On Saturday a friend shows up in costume and that stupid bitch almost bites my friend. And Piglets response is, “Uno never liked Georgia anyway.” What the hell does that mean. I cannot live in a absolute pig stie, I do 85% of the cleaning in the house, so I smoke his weed and clean up after him and his crappy one eyed dog. I HATE MY ROOMMATE ERIK!!!