i fucking hate my roommate.
November 22nd, 2009 11:36am by admin
My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. I even bought a high-tech silicone putty earplug, but somehow his snores just seem to penetrate even that. I get so pissed off at the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep but he’s blasting his snores. FUCK!!!!!!!!FUCKFUCKFUCK AHHHHH
He also smells like shit, every morning I wake up to the stench of his egg-y smelling farts, I fucking hate it. Either that or I wake up to the smell of too much cologne that he is wearing. fuck fuck fuck. God damn it. good thing I’m leaving this shithole soon…
Holy shit I can relate to that. My roommate’s the same exact way. Losing sleep is a miserable existence for sure. The thing is though even though I get super pissed at him, it’s really not his fault though. He even bought some nasal spray to get rid of it, but he still snores super fucking loud (the disgusting fat people kind) and he still smells like fat people sweat.
My roommate smokes weed in our room and then tries to cover the smell up with a shit ton of nasty axe spray. then he’s so high he eats all my fucking food.
My roommate talks on the phone super loud at 4-6 am almost every fucking night. He leaves his fucking blazing bright lights shining in my god fucking damned face while he blabs away about random shut that no one gives a fuck about. He slaps him self in the face when he sleeps, seriously he litterally hits himself rapidly in his face while sleeping and it is soooloo fucking loud and oh my god is it fucking annoying. I fucking hate his guts and I want to shred his fucking flesh into a meat grinder and take a piss in the remaining pile of guts. This is my last week of the quarter and after this I’m getting a single room. Seriously roommate FUCK YOU YoU MOTHeR fUCkinG pIECE OF sHiT BITcH ASS CUM GuzzLING CUNT FUCKiNG moTHEr fUCking ABORDED FETuS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH!!! I FUCKEN HATE MY ROOMmate! Seriously, you guys have all described my roommate! Fat, smelly as fuck! Pot head, loud fucken snorer and currently I’m staying awake because there are 5 other fucken tools in here drinking playing “never have I ever”! Wtf! The other night, he drank, and puked all over the floor!!!! It smelled like fat shit!! Like him!! FUCK! Inconsiderate fucks! Right now I’m in bed, I guess it’s not ocurrring to them I’d like to get some sleep! And my roommate knows I have a fucken class the next day! God selfish fucks!!! His frinds suck ass tooo! Weird ass motherfuckers! I would never have been friends with them in high school for sure, and I’m sort of obligated to be their frienfs because I share a room with the fat fuck! UGHHHHHHH!!!!
wow,,,,I’m surprised,,,,you guys have much worse roommate that I do. My roommate stays up way too late like till 3 am every fking night. I know he wants to keep it down but his keyboard tapping sound just annoy the shit out of me….i really want to break him fking neck…but lucky me he has no snoring problem otherwise ill change to a single room for sure. And yea,,,I’m awake now becoz of him motherfker