i fucking hate my roommate.
November 22nd, 2009 11:36am by admin
My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. I even bought a high-tech silicone putty earplug, but somehow his snores just seem to penetrate even that. I get so pissed off at the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep but he’s blasting his snores. FUCK!!!!!!!!FUCKFUCKFUCK AHHHHH
He also smells like shit, every morning I wake up to the stench of his egg-y smelling farts, I fucking hate it. Either that or I wake up to the smell of too much cologne that he is wearing. fuck fuck fuck. God damn it. good thing I’m leaving this shithole soon…