Comments on: i fucking hate my roommate.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 09:32:16 +0000

wow,,,,I’m surprised,,,,you guys have much worse roommate that I do. My roommate stays up way too late like till 3 am every fking night. I know he wants to keep it down but his keyboard tapping sound just annoy the shit out of me….i really want to break him fking neck…but lucky me he has no snoring problem otherwise ill change to a single room for sure. And yea,,,I’m awake now becoz of him motherfker

By: Ahdjis

Ahdjis — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 07:40:52 +0000

AHHH!!! I FUCKEN HATE MY ROOMmate! Seriously, you guys have all described my roommate! Fat, smelly as fuck! Pot head, loud fucken snorer and currently I’m staying awake because there are 5 other fucken tools in here drinking playing “never have I ever”! Wtf! The other night, he drank, and puked all over the floor!!!! It smelled like fat shit!! Like him!! FUCK! Inconsiderate fucks! Right now I’m in bed, I guess it’s not ocurrring to them I’d like to get some sleep! And my roommate knows I have a fucken class the next day! God selfish fucks!!! His frinds suck ass tooo! Weird ass motherfuckers! I would never have been friends with them in high school for sure, and I’m sort of obligated to be their frienfs because I share a room with the fat fuck! UGHHHHHHH!!!!

By: Andrew Deibel

Andrew Deibel — Thu, 26 May 2011 10:56:08 +0000

My roommate talks on the phone super loud at 4-6 am almost every fucking night. He leaves his fucking blazing bright lights shining in my god fucking damned face while he blabs away about random shut that no one gives a fuck about. He slaps him self in the face when he sleeps, seriously he litterally hits himself rapidly in his face while sleeping and it is soooloo fucking loud and oh my god is it fucking annoying. I fucking hate his guts and I want to shred his fucking flesh into a meat grinder and take a piss in the remaining pile of guts. This is my last week of the quarter and after this I’m getting a single room. Seriously roommate FUCK YOU YoU MOTHeR fUCkinG pIECE OF sHiT BITcH ASS CUM GuzzLING CUNT FUCKiNG moTHEr fUCking ABORDED FETuS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: john

john — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 01:26:10 +0000

My roommate smokes weed in our room and then tries to cover the smell up with a shit ton of nasty axe spray. then he’s so high he eats all my fucking food.

By: David

David — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 16:21:49 +0000

Holy shit I can relate to that. My roommate’s the same exact way. Losing sleep is a miserable existence for sure. The thing is though even though I get super pissed at him, it’s really not his fault though. He even bought some nasal spray to get rid of it, but he still snores super fucking loud (the disgusting fat people kind) and he still smells like fat people sweat.