piece of shit asshole roomate
December 8th, 2009 4:39am by admin
is 2:26 in the morning right now and i have an 8:00 class tomo and do you know why im up? yea, you could have guessed, i have a fucking asshole roommate who snores louder than a beached whale. i normally try to get to sleep before him because once he is asleep he starts to snore, but the tool decided he wanted to stay up playing electric guitar until 1:30. he is the most self centered douche i have ever met. i told him multiple times to just sleep on his side, but he doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself, so thaat doesn’t work. i tried buying earplugs, but no, i can ear him loud as fuck either way. god and he is the biggest slob i have ever met, whether it is stealing my toothpaste, pissing in the sink, throwing all his shit all over the room, never cleaning anything, pissing in open bottles and leaving them in places, spitting on the floor, leaving the t.v. blasting all night long, eating all my food, breaking my shit, “borrowing” my shit with out telling me, ruining my “borrowed” clothes, smoking weed in the room when im not there, keeping empty beer cans in the room (which will get us both kicked out), kicking me out of the room so that he can have a girl over (and at the same time cheat on his old girlfriend), or just being an all around tool, my roommate allways seems to amaze me with new and insane ways to piss me off. I really do have the worst roommate in the world. I now have insomnia, stress disorders, bruxism (grinding of the teeth at night, which leads to tooth loss and horrible cavities), and my schoolwork i going down the gutters. If only i would have had a normal roomate i would have been happy.
Oh and my roommate smells like shit too, unless he steals my deoderent to wear, which pisses me off. He also plays rugby and leaves al his smelly ass clothes in a pile in the closet until they mold and make the entire room reek of ass. fuck i hate this kid more than i thought humanly possible