Archive for February, 2010
They need death
Friday, February 26th, 2010So four months ago a friend of mine asked to move in with me for awhile. He was going through some bad times making me feel obligated to let him stay with me. We never really talked about how long he’d be here, first mistake, but I figured he’d be here a few months until [...]
I feel like I live in a dog house
Friday, February 19th, 2010My roommate has always been a messy person, a quality she inherited from her mother (seriously, you should have seen their house when she was growing up; it was like the hoarders you see on Oprah) so she has no concept of how to pick up after herself and thinks that anyone who likes to [...]
Mooching Roommates!
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010I have lived in the same apartment for two years. Had to get new roommates this year because last years all graduated. And I have to say, after almost four years of college and living with all kinds of people, these have to be the worst.
I had suspicions that my roommates had been using my [...]
My roommate thinks she owns us
Sunday, February 14th, 2010My roommate is a prissy bitch who thinks she’s a princess and acts like a douchebag. She always sets her alarm ambitiously early to a really loud ringtone but hits snooze at least five times, waking both me and the other roommate up. Oh, yeah, she also sleeps naked, so when she’s asleep or just [...]
Mooching Roommates!
Friday, February 12th, 2010I have lived in the same apartment for two years. Had to get new roommates this year because last years all graduated. And I have to say, after almost four years of college and living with all kinds of people, these have to be the worst.
I had suspicions that my roommates had been using my [...]
I can’t wait to move!!
Friday, February 12th, 2010 I am so tired of my idiot roommate. She is a stupid, selfish, immature bitch!
She never cleans up after herself. 6 months of living in this place, and she has yet to use the broom or mop or vacuum. She won’t even wipe her crumbs off the countertops. Her dishes sit in the [...]
She is such a piece of shit
Thursday, February 4th, 2010i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. [...]
I hate your boyfriend and I wish you had stayed broken up
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Jesus Christ if your boyfriend is going to basically fucking live in the apartment now, he should either (1) pay rent (2) pay utilities (3) clean up his fucking dishes (4) for that matter why don’t you stop fucking making out with him 24/7 long enough to clean up YOUR dishes, which I am so [...]