Archive for February, 2010
The vortex that lives on the other side
Sunday, February 28th, 2010I hate coming into my dorm room now because I know the troll will be there.
And by troll, I mean a sedentary void that does not speak, but only consumes and does not contribute ANYTHING TO SOCIETY.
I’ll wake up, she’s in bed with her laptop; I leave the room for a few hours, come back, and she’s in the same place; I leave again, come back, SHE’S STILL THERE. (read the rant…)
100% psychotic roomate
Saturday, February 27th, 2010I am honestly scared for my life to come home to my apartment living with this fucking bitch! She is convinced she is perfect and tries to tell my other roomate how to live her life 24/7, saying rude things to her like "oh you can’t get any guys because they are scared of your personality" then tries to make it seem like she’s just trying to help. She bosses me and my other roomate around and thinks she owns the apartment. her not-really boyfriend is here 24/7 eating our food and doing his laundry. (read the rant…)
They need death
Friday, February 26th, 2010So four months ago a friend of mine asked to move in with me for awhile. He was going through some bad times making me feel obligated to let him stay with me. We never really talked about how long he’d be here, first mistake, but I figured he’d be here a few months until he got back on his feet. (read the rant…)
drunkin blacked out fool
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010So I moved in with my cosen 6 months ago and in this time he has lost his keys,glasses,gold money clip (that was our grandpa’s)2 cell phones, credit card, wallet with 400 dollars cash in it 250 being my rent money i gave him and cant remember a thing. He wakes up 5 days a week with his shoes on under his covers fully clothed at about 2 in the afternoon. the real problem is the countless times he has woken me up by jumping on me asking at 3 in the morning if i am still up, about a week ago i brough a girl home that i just met at a party we were sleeping together my door doesnt lock and he comes in jumpes on the girls back landing his knee on her lower back, she starts crying my roommate leaves with out a word like nothing happend. (read the rant…)
Cameron and the blunt bergade
Sunday, February 21st, 2010So a good friend and I get an apartment with a third bedroom that we used for storage. In October a friend of our neighbors downstairs offers to rent out the room. We had hung out with him before and he seemed like a cool guy… oh how we were wrong (read the rant…)
I feel like I live in a dog house
Friday, February 19th, 2010My roommate has always been a messy person, a quality she inherited from her mother (seriously, you should have seen their house when she was growing up; it was like the hoarders you see on Oprah) so she has no concept of how to pick up after herself and thinks that anyone who likes to have a clean or tidy space is boring and stuck up. Needless to say, I end up having to do all her dishes and if I want a clean apartment, I have to do it, because she sure as hell won’t get around to doing it.
Then, on a short-sighted whim, she buys a dog.
Your taste in music blows, and you smell like a cabbage fart.
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Last summer, I moved in with my boyfriend and his Nightmare Roommate. I wasn’t on the lease, but I did pay rent/utilities for the (very, very long) month and half I was there.
Nightmare Roommate was always wary of me, and that I can kinda understand. (read the rant…)
Grow Up, Please.
Sunday, February 14th, 2010My roommate (a girl) takes a shower once a week and washes her clothes once a month. Her room smells like a mix between sleep, dirty clothes, and like somebody’s grandma exploded (which I guess is what she is trying to cover up the other smell with). Her acid feet have left stains on my coffee table since all she does is sit on her ass and watch TV. (read the rant…)
My roommate thinks she owns us
Sunday, February 14th, 2010My roommate is a prissy bitch who thinks she’s a princess and acts like a douchebag. She always sets her alarm ambitiously early to a really loud ringtone but hits snooze at least five times, waking both me and the other roommate up. Oh, yeah, she also sleeps naked, so when she’s asleep or just napping, which she does a lot, we can’t invite people to hang out. (read the rant…)
Mooching Roommates!
Friday, February 12th, 2010I have lived in the same apartment for two years. Had to get new roommates this year because last years all graduated. And I have to say, after almost four years of college and living with all kinds of people, these have to be the worst. (read the rant…)
