My roommate thinks she owns us
February 14th, 2010 10:55pm by admin
My roommate is a prissy bitch who thinks she’s a princess and acts like a douchebag. She always sets her alarm ambitiously early to a really loud ringtone but hits snooze at least five times, waking both me and the other roommate up. Oh, yeah, she also sleeps naked, so when she’s asleep or just napping, which she does a lot, we can’t invite people to hang out. She’s loud in the mornings when she does finally get her ass out of bed to dress, acts like she can’t understand how I can wake up without annoying everyone else too. But when she wants quiet for studying she’ll order us to stay quiet. She once told my other roommate not to laugh when she was giggling at something she was watching with headphones on. When she’s studying we can’t even talk quietly. Oh, and she always eats in the room and microwaves all kinds of weird smelling shit, and she’s sensitive to the cold so she won’t ever let us keep the doors or the windows open and keeps the heater way on so it’s a smelly and hot hell in here. Her side of the room is a disaster zone, but she complains about how we’re messy when we have SHOES on the floor. Where the hell else would we put our shoes? She chews really loudly when she eats, and she drags her feet so much I can hear her coming down the corridor to the room even when the door is closed. She basically does not know how to live with other people and thinks she can order us around. I CANNOT wait for next year when I’ll be living with more reasonable people.