I wish I knew what he was saying
March 18th, 2010 12:04am by admin
I moved into a house in south detroit, renting out the spare bedroom of a Laotian family. I am expected to eat every dinner with them, and I guess the culture difference is too vast–they always STARE at me as if I ran over the grandmother every time I ask them to pass the bread. Last night, the father came in to grab some things out of my closet. He woke me up, I jumped out of bed, he panicked after seeing me (I sleep in the nude, btw), and he YANKED MY WANK. I almost thought he was going to pull it clean off. Nonetheless, he ran out of the room in a panic. I don’t know what to do. But this site was the first thing on my mind afterwards.
PS: any of y’alls need a dependable and evidently very American and non-Laotian roomie? If you can get me out of this mess…