weird roommate
March 18th, 2010 4:16pm by admin
Me and my roommate share a very small room. (Sharing a room fucking sucks, period.) We have two refrigerators. However, he puts ALL his food/drinks/whatever into MY refrigerator. This is pretty confusing. All his stuff in my fridge, and there is no room for my own stuff in my own fridge! One day I bought milk. There was nowhere to put it in my fridge, so I just put it in his. When I opened his fridge, it was completely empty! He didn’t have ANYTHING in his own, but all his stuff was in mine. I went out, and later came home that night to find him drinking my milk, and complaining that I took up his fridge space. I told him that was total bullshit, and he said something about how the temperature of my fridge is better for his food or some shit like that so he should be able to do this. WTF! This isn’t the worst thing ever, but it makes no fucking sense at all and completely puzzles me! He is also the biggest cock block ever! Last weekend I brought home this chick from a party. We went up to my room, and he was in there doing chemistry hw. The chick takes off her shoes and says “Can I just sleep here tonight?” Obviously I’m getting some right? Wrong. I say to my roommate, obviously a hint that I Need the room, “Okay man, we’re going to bed,” and turn off the lights. He says “Okay. Goodnight.” Turns on his desk lamp and continues reading. In the dark. While our living room is literally right down the hall, and is bigger, brighter, empty and quiet, and perfectly fine for studying. WTF! And even more sadly, he is my fraternity brother. Bros dont cockblock each other!