Obsessive, manipulative BASKET CASE.

March 25th, 2010 11:59am by admin

So you think you have problems? I’m sure that your roommate is a selfish, dirty, loud, immature dick, who feels entitled to do whatever he/she pleases. I’m quite certain that you are suffering in your roommate situation as well. But does your roommate have a fucking personality disorder?

If only I fucking knew. Met this bitch in class- she seemed to be a very sweet, generous person, who I initially got along with. I stupidly signed a lease, and am now stuck with a basket case. She presents herself as sweet, nice, etc., etc., but underneath, it’s an ENTIRELY different story. Basically, it’s “fuck you,” served with a smile. She will do whatever the fuck she can to get her way, even if it means TRYING to step all over me. She is inherently passive aggressive, hence the ’smile’ part. If I disagree with her, her fucking stubbornness and rigidity shine through. I do the fucking chores, I pay the rent, i leave her the fuck alone, and when one little, miniscule thing doesn’t go HER way, that’s it. I never fucking leave a mess or let dishes pile up, but the ONE time I did, she fucking emailed me, as I was across the goddamned country, to remind me. Then, she wanted me to fucking pay her $15 for a worthless piece of shit pot that I left MINOR stains in (burnt food), so you know what? I fucking cleaned it with CLR. The bitch had the nerve to say, “I don’t know how I feel about you using it on an aluminum pot.” It’s stainless steel bitch, and CLR is safe. I told her that. She fucking called her fucking mother to fucking tell her, and her mom agreed with ME. YES. So she’s all sugar and spice now that her own MOTHER told her that I was right. She had the nerve to be obsessive over a few fucking dishes and a worthless, made in china piece of shit, and to act like I had basically taken a shit on the kitchen floor, and once she knew she had no fucking point, she gives me her token puppy-dog eyes, and says, “it’s okay, don’t worry about it.” So now she’s okay with me, but it’s like walking on fucking eggshells. What the fuck am I going to do next to get on her bad side? All it takes is being human.

So she is cheap as shit, won’t fucking tip worth shit, and obsesses over literally ever dime she spends. she once tried to get a coffee refill at a cafe she hadn’t even been customer at, and when I told her I’d get the bill (since she paid the last time), she said, “does it even out?” Yeah, bitch, it did. She talks shit about everyone who has any sort of “problem,” which is to say that there is no problem to begin with. She obsesses over something that happened to her 23 fucking YEARS ago, AND, once, I invited her out to dinner on my brother’s company’s tab (anything free is basically orgasmic for her), and the basket case had the nerve to IMITATE my brother’s coworker 4 times (before I got her to shut the fuck up), just because she didn’t agree with one little thing she said.

So, she is a manipulator, passive aggressive, and she has obsessive compulsive personality disorder (you can google it, I did). I told my therapist friend all about the shit this girl has pulled, and she said (farsi speakers will get a good laugh) “khak to sareh dokhtar deevooneh.” (basically means, to hell with the crazy girl). She was the one who told me this girl obviously has obsessive compulsive personality disorder (excessively cheap, passive aggressive, obsessed with minor bullshit, anxious). All she does is act one way to get you to like her, then she shows you her fucking colors, as you move in with her. She’s out of her mind.

Latest thing, in lab (yes, I have the misfortune of being her classmate) recently, she said (about the professor), ” I think I have a daddy complex with the professor. I love it when he says ‘absolutely,’ when i get something right.” In my book, many people who overuse psychological, freudian terminology, are often times fucked up themselves. She even once told me “I tend to get obsessive compulsive. But NOT in the clinical sense.” Yeah, right

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