Couple Vs. Couple…DISASTER
April 22nd, 2010 1:39am by admin
So, first I’m going to let everyone know that me and my boyfriend decided to move in with our two mutual friends who happen to be dating. The Girl is my Friend and her boyfriend is my boyfriends friend. Seems like nothing could be more fun right? WRONG MOTHER FUCKER!
Note: We have both been together just about the same length of time and he was once a cheating lying scum bag…and we know everything….at any moment we could let the cat out of the bag so we really need to start getting respect around here.
Here is a list me and my boyfriend made today of why we need to get the fuck out of this place.
1: By defualt with no even consideration of what we thought, they gave us the smaller bedroom and bathroom. (Much, much, much smaller)
2:This apartment is treated as if it is thier house and we are guests here. We have no athurity of whats going on EVER.
3:Everything is ran on the schedule of the other girl. No questions asked
4:We have a kitten that we had when we moved in…. he is self sufficent and they never need to tend to him at all. YET… they still find it perfectly exceptable to leave the door open to the road for my cat to escape.
5: They waste electricity like crazy becuase when she gets home from work before him, she stays out on the couch with the tv blairing and all the lights on until about 3am. when he gets home. (By the way she is asleep in there, she drags all her blankets and pillows from her bed and takes over the whole living room.
6:So these fucks decided the other day that they were going to get a PUPPY. even though they both work all the time and she has school every single week day. Not only did they not officialy ask permission before they brought the fucking thing home, but they refuse to egknoledge that i said i WILL NOT be responisble for watching the fucking dog when they are gone.( Also its a pitbull, we live in a small apartment. She will get HUGE…)
7:The Girl lets call her TALYA, is a total controling freak who flips out if anything of ours is in PUBLIC AREA, or there are dishes of ours in the sink, BUUUUUUUT if its her shit it can be left where ever the fuck she wants it. and dishes? she will leave a pot full of food still sitting on the stove for days and days. fucking gross.
8:One day we came home to our living room remodeled. They bought a huge new black coffee table that looks like shit becuase the rest of our shit is brown…and took my picture down the put a picture the size of my bed on above the couch.
9:My cat has stomach problems so we have to buy him really expensive speacial food, and thier fucking dog has practiacly eaten a whole bag already.
10: I told Talya that I never wanted to be responsible for the dog, so every day she leaves she tells her boyfriend that he cant lock the dog in the bathroom, so he needs to figure something else out … this sneaky bitch is really planting a seed in his head to ask us to watch the dog becuase right when he leaves he asks us to fucking watch her. SHE MAKES HIM ASK… PUSSY
11: Not only does she sleep on the couch when its the middle of the night. but WHENEVER she is home. she brings out blankets and pillows and takes over..MY COUCHES. also its 95 fucking degrees..whats with all the fucking blankets.
12:I can’t even enjoy my own livingroom becuase they feel some forst of entitlement to it.. so i sit in my room all fucking day…
13:Talya is a mooooooody as cunt. decides when and where she wants to be nice to me. and when she wants to be a cunt.
14: The other night i saw that she was cooking something that looked like chicken… I had just bought a bag of frozen chicken breasts…i asked her what she was eating and she blantenly said chicken.. my chicken…she didnt even ask.
15:Sometimes we come home and our cat is locked in our room. Who knows how long.
16:Talya seems to have no life skills for the REAL world…she cant even seem to grasp the proper way to load a dish washer.
17:When Talya gets home at 1am after work she decides it a prefect time to prepare a feast in the kitchen making alot of noise.
18:In the morning… if she is up..everyone is up….loud as selfish bitch
19:Everything we do to better our experiance at this apartment seems to be copied by them. eventually. so ridiculous.
20: Like is said she has a serious lack of REAL life skills…and so she manages to spend 70 at a store and come home with like 4 bags….while we will spend the same amount and come home with 15…. eventually she catches on and starts to buy EVERYTHING we buy. EVERTHING same brand everything.
21:For some reason everytime she gets ready for work she gets erally pissed and storms around….
22:When she told me that they were thinking about getting a dog….after i expressed my opinion and how i wouldnt baby sit. she tells me that her boyfriend will be home during the day and she will be home during the night. so that will never be an issue. LIES.. in the first week they have both worked every single night, and ask us to watch it.
23:There is a huge pile up of dog shit in our back yard.
24:When we OCCATIONALY leave a few things in the livingroom. SOON nafter she will storm in asking if it is ours. and dropping it on our bed.
25:HER FUCKING HUGE BEACH CRUISER BIKE IS SITTING I N THE MIDDLE OF OUR LIVING ROOM……
26:They took out bookshelf out side and took a whole week to paint it an ugly red color…..and then finallly brought it back inside and filled it with thier shit only.
27:they leave dirty cotton balls and tissues all over the fucking coffee table.
28:When she fills the dishwasher…she never runs it. even if its FULL
29:SHE has the stupidest fucking annoying as baby voice that even i cant understand that she always uses when talking to her stupid fucking dog. (she calls her MAMAS?) whatever the fuck that is
30:She sits around making moaning nioses when she is in the living room.. it sounds like she is being fucked but really she is just whinning.
WE NEED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!