Archive for June, 2010

Living with Lady Macbeth

Monday, June 21st, 2010

I needed to find a place to live that was closer to work, and I heard a guy I knew from my previous job had a room for rent.  Great!  He seemed nice, and we always got along at work.  However, when I moved in, a nagging feeling of discomfort soon followed.

Ramen < Thin Mints

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

i opened my box of thin mints and inside there were no thin mints, instead there was a package of ramen. I questioned the douche about it and he claimed it was an even trade. an entire box of thin mints is not a fair trade of one package of ramen.

I hate my roommate

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

So my roommate called me during a class today, i couldn’t pick up at the time so i called him back after, this is what was transpired:

Roommate: What do you want?

Me: You called me before, I’m calling you back. What’s up?

Roommate: Yeah, that was before, this is now, it doesn’t even matter.

Me: Yeah, ok….

Sniffling Nightmare

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

He might have a deviated septum, but for the love of christ get that fixed! I have to listen to sniff…

I live with a 29 yr old that acts like a 14 yr old bratty bitch!

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

 She owed me over $500 for bills.  By the way, she doesnt work and her parents pay all her bills.  She decides to go on vacation to Europe for over a month.

So my roommate is mentally ill

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

My roommate is out of her fucking mind. I thought something was off from the beginning, actually tried to convince myself that I was over-thinking the situation. This girl is a literal expert at playing the victim, and kisses ass to such a degree, that it is almost unimaginable for you to so much as point out any one of her many faults.

Clean up your crap you lazy $%#%

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Seriously, I’m tired of your shit – You suck…