Dirty Cow
July 12th, 2010 11:34am by anonymous
I absolutely cannot stand my roomate. She is a dirty, disgusting pig. She leaves beer cans in her closet, dishes in the sink, and on the living room table, and her cats feces on the floor in her bedroom. She is a raging alcholic and will drink MY bottle of wine, and all the beer in the house before I can even have a sip. She is inconsiderate, and the most obnoxious human being possible. Her boyfriend just broke up with her, so now she is around ALL THE TIME. God forbid she ever cleans, does the dishes or cooks for herself. Everytime i make myself dinner, right away she says "Can i have a piece?" No, you can’t GO AWAY! All she does is speak incessantly about her stupid job, I can’t take it! She already mentioned us living together next year… she better find herself another sucker to move in with because I am either living alone or with my boyfriend. Hell, I would rather move home than ever live with her again!
LMAO, is she my roommate’s sister? I swear mine cleans her rank ass cat litter box (that she keeps in her CLOSET) once a week, and last time I bothered to clean HER ROOM because I own my house, the floor was COVERED with cat litter and who knows what else. Counting the days until this nasty ass smelly bitch moves out. I can smell her right now.
She also drinks MY WINE all the damn time! I started putting it above the refrigerator in the cabinets that she can’t reach because she’s a midget freak.
^^ dude if you own your house, evict that bitch!