Bag of Joy
August 27th, 2010 3:47pm by anonymous
ME: I think we can both agree these garbage bags you got do not go on our "repeat buy" list.
RM: Why?
ME: Well, they’re pretty thin…
RM: I’ve never had one tear on me.
ME: (Thought) Because I don’t think you’ve ever actually emptied one.
(Said) Well, I’ve had several tear on me…
(Thought continued)…usually after you’ve foot-stomped more garbage into the can rather than swap out bags!
(Said) I’ve ended up always double-bagging when I put a new liner in.
RM: Okay, fine.