Archive for October, 2010

It’s a house not a motel!

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Thank God for this website these past 3 weeks have been hell! Well my roommate just had his mom staying at our house for 2 weeks and sleeping in our only living room, because she has no job she would just sit there all day. Normally if you want someone to stay over? Sure just let me know before hand, not the fucking day of when she already has her shit on the couch. When she finally goes home he invites his lazy, rude friend to sleep on our couch in the living room, his friend is also insanely sick and left an unflushed toliet full of blood from a nosebleed in our bathroom.

RACIST ROOMMATE

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

 My 1st college dorm roommate is officially nicknamed the "bitch-ass-cunt". She’s bossy, judgmental, messy, and worst of all, completely racist! She told me that she believes all blacks and hispanics are unintelligent, stereotypical, and completely lacking in morals (based on her limited experience). It’s fairly obvious that she truly believes that she’s better than all blacks and hispanics because she is white.

Bed Bug

Monday, October 25th, 2010

so this thursday we f ind out that we have bed bugs in our room! Not only do we have to go through the whole cleaning process one of my roomates (who goes home every weekend) decides shes to cool to stay an help and goes  home leaving me and my other roomate to pack her shit. When she come back she dossnt even ssay thank you she  bitches to my other roomate about how we didnt dry her cloths for her. and  than i go to post on her wall to see w here shes staying and i run across all these posts of her talking shit about us and calling us dirty saying we brought the bugs in ! i am so nice to this bitch.

i live with trash

Monday, October 25th, 2010

 i fucking hate hate hate my roommate…

Messy, Selfish Roommate

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

My roommate never seems to do dishes. We recently spoke to her about it and told her they needed to be done within 24 hours. She basically waits until the end of the 24 hours to do them and by then has made a whole new mess.

Roommates won’t let me decorate for Halloween, last straw, I want to leave!

Monday, October 18th, 2010

They are southern Baptist and while there was a lot of things I had to compromise and agree on upon deciding to live with them, this was not one of them. My little boy and I putup a few decorations on the front porch, no devils or witches, just average Halloween decorations. I woke up the next morning to have them sitting on the table.

Rude, Psycho, Flatulater

Monday, October 11th, 2010

My roommate is completely insane and she doesn’t even know it. The day we moved in I told her that she could use my tv and my dvds on one condition-that she puts them back into the case when she’s done. Of course, does that happen? Not at all.

Dirty, Gross, Never Leaves

Sunday, October 10th, 2010

 My roommate takes 30 seconds showers, uses same shampoo and body wash for 5 months now, eats pizza every night, and on weekends when we are both not working he is here all the time.  I mean I go out every Saturday night and Sunday morning afternoon and I finally made comment it be nice to have some alone time.  He just stays here for 45 hours on weekend out of 48 and lives in his room with no light on.

fat. ass.

Friday, October 8th, 2010

so i have this roommate who weighs almost twice as much as i do. we have a gym in our building, and her idea of "exercise" consists of visiting said gym once a week for no more than 10 minutes at a time. everything she eats is processed, and her cupboards are full of chips, cookies, and soda.

crazy roommate

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

my roommate is insane. Until today i didn’t know the depth. It uses to be the normal things that would drive peple crazy.