Archive for December, 2010
The clueless, bottomless game junkie
Friday, December 31st, 2010
How things were:
My older roommate (house owner) and I get along really well. We share food, dishes, essentially everything except clothes. We have an unofficial “everyone always helps” policy.
HORRIBLE ROOMMATE
Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
Good Lord, You’re the Most Disgusting Person I’ve Ever Met.
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Man, I let you live in my house for six months rent free because you were going through a hard time. I let you use my spare bed, and when my ex left and she took MY bed, you didn’t offer to help me out, I had to just go buy another one!
You indulged spolied brat bitch who would call on daddy to change the toilet paper for you
Monday, December 13th, 2010This may be incredibly difficult for you to believe, but the world does not revolve around you and the PINK letters inscribed on your ass on the sweatpants daddy bought for you from Victoria’s Secret. There is a reason why you have gone through roommates like they were disposable ziploc baggies and the only friend you have is your fucking mop of a "dog" that you feed $7 a pop doggie food every dam day while you save the world by watching weeks on end of the kardashians and the millionaire matchmaker. No millionaire wants you honey because you are a fucking spoiled bitch.
IDIOT!
Saturday, December 11th, 2010Dear god, you act younger than the rest of us. living in an apartment with roomies off of craigslist can be sketchy. You were okay for the first few weeks.
i need a super nanny
Friday, December 10th, 2010my roommate contributed nothing to the room (furniture or appliance wise), never cleans up, never does any chores and always brings her loud rude friends over and lets them break my belongings. She refuses to control her guests. she doesnt remember to lock the door.
Lying, Hippocratic Bitch
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010So…
Get a life
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010The scene: me, sitting quietly on my couch in my living room, studying in the only room in the house that acually gets warm when we turn the heat on. Enter John (The Roommate).
Roommate: I’m home so early!
Me: Yeah.
Sorry, but this isn’t the Arctic Circle and your house
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010Look, its 15 to 20 degrees F outside at night. Stop opening the damn window in our bedroom and turning on the fan in front of the window to blow air in. This isn’t the arctic.
I can get references for how much of a bitch my roommate is.
Friday, December 3rd, 2010Fisrt of all, I’m sick of sleeping in the artic cold just to acomodate your boyfrined, who does not even go here and therefore does not pay for room & board, because he can’t sleep in a hot room. You wanna sleep anyway you want? GO THE F*** HOME!!!! And do you have any idea how disgusting i is to go down on your boyfriend when there are other people in the 8 X 10 room?! The quarter-of-a-wall between our beds doesn’t hide ANYTHING. I know you like to get spanked and you sucked his D*ck on more than one occassion.