Archive for January, 2011
Really?
Thursday, January 27th, 2011I just came back to find your jar of peanut butter on my desk and a napkin with a knife covered in peanut butter on my laptop. I was about to explode and dump peanut butter all over your laptop to make a point.
Really, who leaves that on your roommates desk and just leaves.
My third post in a week
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011This is seriously pissing me off. Its 14 degrees F outside and you have the window halfway open with a fan blowing air in. This is freezing me and its making my used to be minor cold worse and worse.
Shut the hell up!!
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011My first year living in the dorms at college. Im 4 years older than the rest of the girls living here and i personally believe i have a high tolorence level for ignorance, but my roommate is aasking to be shot in the face. She never shts the hell p.
I’m almost to the point where I can’t take it anymore
Sunday, January 23rd, 2011It’s only been one week of school since winter break from last semester. That month away from you was a blessing. I didn’t have to put with your shit for one who month.
Roommates just never learn
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011This is an ongoing rant that will never end until May 2011 when I move out. Hey, you two roommates, your really cool and stuff but YOUR MOM ISN’T HERE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU.
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I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH
Sunday, January 16th, 2011i moved into this apartment knowing this girl and i would never be friends. She would be a roommate nothing more. This girl started out chill.
Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!
Sunday, January 16th, 2011I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!
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Condescending, man-fearing 31-year old child
Saturday, January 15th, 2011Year One: Demanding that you need to use the bathroom as soon as you come home, when I’m getting out of the shower and not saying ‘thank you’ after I leave. I’ve invited you to have some of my meals and you rudely say ‘no’ in that tone of voice only a 3-year-old would use. My boyfriend (whose not a live-in bf) invited you to hang out and you’ve repeatedly avoided us.
asshole OF A PIG
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011Okay, so this asshole moves into my house and starts drawing on the walls. Then he brings a stray cat into the house and I have to clean the graffity off the walls coz he won’t then I have to get rid of the cat. I have to do everything for this guy.