Archive for March, 2011
Fuck that bitch.
Thursday, March 31st, 2011My roommate is a lazy bitch. She was fired from her job because she showed up drunk. She only has THREE classes this semester.
I’m not a neat freak, but I do expect the room and bedroom to be presentable
Tuesday, March 29th, 2011I don’t consider myself a neatfreak, but I do expect OUR room and bedroom to be presentable.
That means,
1.) Don’t leave your clothes and personal belongings our our small living room table and let it pile up.
Thank You for the Meal
Sunday, March 27th, 2011So that’s really f-ing nice when I cook complete dinners for the both of us two nights in a row and you repay me by…
Turn off the fucking T.V.
Thursday, March 24th, 2011I’m sorry you can’t sleep at night Without the tv on, but i can’t sleep (like a normal person) With it on. We share a little tiny dorm room and if i can’t sleep at nigt Im going to go psycho on your bitch ass and possibly murder you in your sleep. Put in some fucking headphones or something.
Prissy Bitch
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011I live with this such a bitchy priss. I’d like to have an elegant rant, but really, she doesn’t even deserve that.
She gets up at 6 am and gets ready for the day, even when I know that she doesn’t have any classes until 10.
Hypocrite!
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011I live with four other people: My brother, my friend who I can no longer stand, a guy who is literally never here, and this bitch.
hey dipshits, thanks you know i just love waking up to find the door open AN INCH, learn to lock the fucking door!
You are the biggest hypocriteI have ever met. Clean freak my ass, you cook your stinky meals then leave the sauce and shit all over the counter for the magical cleaning fairy to clean up.
Living with “friends”
Monday, March 14th, 2011I have to rant in short bursts as my typing skills are well below par.
Myself, my wife of 11 years, and my 3 children (ages 9, 7, and 5) are living with our "friends" M & K and their 4 year old son T. We are paying rent monthly to stay in 1 of the 2 bedrooms in their house.
Psycho Bitch!
Sunday, March 13th, 2011My roommate is completely insane. When my boyfriend and I agreed to move in with her, she promised us that all chores would be divided evenly, smoking would be outside (I quit 7 months ago and my boyfriend has health issues and is desperately trying to quit also). She also promised that we would split up groceries and cleaning supplies and help out occasionally with my dog (that she had met SEVERAL times prior to moving in).
You never learned what it means to share, huh?
Friday, March 11th, 2011Ok, so yesterday I was watching this new show on tv. I had been watching it (and the tv) for 5 minutes before you came in the room. You sat down, turned around to me and said "hey, pass me the remote.
Counting down the days until we’re out of this hellhole.
Friday, March 11th, 2011Our roommate situation is just never ending. Luckily for us the lease is up in about 1.6 months and we can leave back for home since we’re only here for school.