Archive for April, 2011
Great Expectations
Saturday, April 30th, 2011I moved out of the clean, proper, organized house I grew up in nestled in a suburban town outlying a major city, to get a place in said city with three (3) other room-mates.
Me: 23, business student, martial arts student, raised in a upper-middle class, white anglo-saxon protestant/Roman Catholic home where both my parents taught me the value of being tidy and proper. Disciplined to get a job and keep it from age 16.
I’m Getting So Sick Of You
Saturday, April 30th, 2011I’m getting so sick of these last 2 weeks, I can’t wait to get as far as I can from you. I’ll even make a list so it’s easy to understand what I hate about you so much.
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Let me break it down for you…
Saturday, April 30th, 20111.) No, you are NOT too good to clean up your nasty ass hair all over the floor.
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social outcast
Saturday, April 30th, 2011i am shairng a hotel room (with 2 beds) with this guy bc we are both doing a school thing away from home and even though it’s saving me money it’s not even worth it! ok he is just gross to start with. he sneezes like 9 times a day and it sounds so slimy and gross i can’t take it. he GULPS gross soda every night right before bed and then burps all night.
ungreatful bitch
Thursday, April 28th, 2011I have HAD IT with my roommate. I do all of the house work. I vacuum, do the dishes, dust, take care of the fish, clean the kitchen, clean the bathroom, and take out the trash.
Wow, You Are So Lazy
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Were 2 weeks from the end of the semester and we are assigning spots to clean. Were splitting them evenly. I picked my choices and you came to me this morning and asked if I could take one of your spots because you said it was "too dirty".
Shut Up and Use Your Headphones
Sunday, April 24th, 2011I’m sick and tired of your talking and listening to videos/music while I’m trying to watch a movie or Tv. I was watching a movie or tv before you I might add. I mean really, turning it down one level from blasting does not make it better.
Nacissistic, Stinky Bitchcunt
Sunday, April 24th, 2011My roomie is a total bitch. We started off being friends, and I even took care of her when she had to be carried out of a nightclub when she mixed alcohol with her psychiatric medication. I even risked gettting arrested for this bitch while climbing in the ambulance when she was calling out for me to stay by her side.
10 Things I Hate About My Roommate
Saturday, April 23rd, 20111) The only words in his vocabulary are “fuck,” “shit,” “dude,” and “money.”
2) He avoids talking to me whenever I’m in the common room.
3) But he has no qualms about chatting (loudly) to his equally obnoxious roommate until 5 in the morning, a conversation which I can unfortunately hear through very thin walls.
Annoying Pothead Roommate
Wednesday, April 20th, 2011You are the most stereotypical, annoying pothead ever. I hate how our school does "random roommates". It was the most stupid idea ever.