Archive for July, 2011

Can’t smell anything yet smells bad things

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

First off I am sooooo glad I found this site now I can rant about my issues with on of my roommates.

I’m a relatively clean person and I do a lot of things in my room and I have 2 other roomies.

I don’t wanna say their names lets say the cool roomie is named "R" and the neatfreak is named "O".

you are a walking train wreck

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

You are a verbally abusive, malicious, cruel and miserable person who takes out all of your wildy bipolar emotional rants on the people unfortunate enough to be within 100 feet of you. To listen to your screaming for my egregious error of not turning on the porch light for the hour before you came home, endangering your dog’s safety and accusing me of gross negligence and being "a walking liability". No wonder you have not- for the entire year- had a single person over to the apartment.

so annoyed!

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Dear Housemate: is it seriously fair youve given me a tiny sliver of a shelf in the fridge while you have enough leftovers to feed Africa, and still insist on going to Costco everyday?  go do something with your life besides eat.

xoxo girl with no room for food

.

Pretty sure I’m living with children

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

I’m not difficult, I think I’m a pretty good roommate. I’m not a clean freak, but I do clean. I personally just have a problem with rotting fruit and dried peanut butter constantly on the counter.

Cat Lady

Monday, July 18th, 2011

First of all I don’t even consider myself to be a particularly difficult roommate. I am soft-spoken and thanks to my OCD parents I like to have clean surfaces and floors, no flies in the kitchen etc. or spiders/dust in corners – what I assume to be the basics of housecleaning.

Rude, Not Unpacking, Texts

Saturday, July 9th, 2011

 My roommate moved in on Memorial Day and even that was a process.  Was supposed to be here around 2 and I waited at apt and finally around 6 received a text running late be there around 8 and then around 12 hefinally showed up. Him and his partner he was living with ( I guess they are friends with benefits cause he is here a lot sleeping over ) unpacked the next day seeing it was so late ( would of been nice to be told that seeing I wasted my whole day waiting for them seeing they had no keys).

stuff, stuff, stuff. stuff everywhere.

Friday, July 8th, 2011

so my new roommate has a lot of junk, and she refuses to do anything with it.

she moved in a month and a half ago, and ever since, there have been boxes and bags and suitcases of junk sitting in our living room, kitchen, hallway, etc. every time i ask her to do something about it, she whines about how she’s soooooo busy and she’ll do it later when she has the time.