Archive for August, 2011
they say roscoe why you ball so hard? and i say I DON’T KNOW
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011i’m tired of these boys asking me for sex. more importantly i’m tired of giving it to them.
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you put the G in GHETTO.
Monday, August 29th, 2011FUCK!
my roommate is so annoying i could ram her head into a fucking wall! and it’s not like we share an apartment where, in the end, we could close our own doors from each other and be satisfied with our own personal space, we’re in college sharing a DORM ROOM. and dammit if you see that i’m asleep, or am trying desperately to go to sleep, WHY WOULD YOU COME IN THE ROOM MOVING SHIT AROUND AND BEING NOISY!!! i mean slamming shit, sliding shit, banging shit, TURNING ON THE LIGHT. and do you think i can’t hear you when i’m "asleep" and you’re talking on the phone in the bed next to me?? you don’t even whisper!!! there i am, lying under my covers with my eyes closed and you answer your phone and hold a full conversation twelve knotches about a whisper like i’m not even there! like i don’t even think a person can get any more inconsiderate than that!!! and you bring in your ghetto ass friends with their ghetto ass voices and their ghetto ass conversation to glue in their weave WHILE I’M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK.
Bad Roommate Magnet
Saturday, August 27th, 2011I swear that in every apartment I have ever rented, I score with a winner of a roommate every time, and sometimes not by choice. All of which are depressingly funny.
Roomie #1: Slept in a very drafty living room and urged to have the thermostat at a permanent 85 degrees F as she paraded around in short-shorts and a tank top claiming she was cold.
Boyfriends roomate
Saturday, August 27th, 2011Can I rant about my boyfriend’s roommate? This guy is almost 40 years old and hasnt had a job in atleast 3yrs. He expected hid gf of 8 yrs to support him but she got smart and left him. His daddy owns the house (dad lives in another state) so he gets to live there for free.
LIGHTS ON ALL THE TIME
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011i have no idea where to start…
why did you LIE about being a night owl???
Monday, August 22nd, 2011literally EVERY night that she is home, i can’t sleep through the night. she wakes me up LITERALLY every night that she’s here, either by fucking somebody, or using the bathroom with the door open at 4 am, or stumbling in drunk with her friends and seemingly forgetting that there’s someone in her house SLEEPING..
stuff everywhere, continued.
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011i wrote a rant about how my new roommate has tons of junk and had completely taken over the closets about a month ago.
since i wrote that, every time i need to get something out of the closets, i’ve had to completely unpack them and rearrange them. whenever i would rearrange them in a way that freed up a little space, the next time i’d return to the closet, that little nook of space would then be crammed with more junk.