Archive for November, 2011
Epically ungrateful
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011I don’t hate my roommate, but more and more, I find her epically ungrateful
My best friend from high school kind of has had a fucked up life. She decided to move to our state and get a fresh start. Because I’m a good friend, I offered to let her stay in my boyfriend and I’s spare room until she found a job and got back on her feet.
The Hell Spawn
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011I like to think of myself as somebody who is very tolerant of others, but I may have reached the extent of tolerating my roommate. He is a slob and a major couch potato. He sets his alarm clock for fairly early in the morning.
passive-aggressive much?
Monday, November 28th, 2011I knew this would turn bad.
I always pick up after myself in the common areas but she’s always fucking bitching that I don’t do my part. This is bullshit.
I just don’t get it
Thursday, November 24th, 2011I don’t really get it but my roommate keeps getting on my nerves really bad lately.
Suck my nonexistent cock you whore!
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011What the fuck!?!? I don’t like to bash people based soley on their appearances, that would just be a low blow on my part. However, my roommate is horribly unattractive. And stupid.
Raging CUNT
Monday, November 21st, 2011Okay, so I have 3 roommates. As of right now, one of them (we’ll call her roommate A) is being a huge bitch. So first off, we live in an on campus apartment meaning we have resident advisors who do their rounds every evening to make sure nothing bad or illegal is going on.
you bask in your own filth, yet a little bit of cat hair kills you.
Sunday, November 20th, 2011so i have this roommate who is not *exactly* the cleanest person ever.
My roommate is fucking insane
Saturday, November 19th, 2011My insane, uptight, mind-bowingly normal to the point of creeping me out, bitch of a roommate just texted me "I can smell weed smoke upstairs. If you’re smoking downstairs, you’d better stop. You know we do not allow drugs in this house and I have no problem calling the cops to search the entire apartment".
Fat Ass Bitch
Saturday, November 19th, 2011My roommate is a total bitch. Just now i locked my key in my room and had to go get the extra key from the community center. Well since my shoes where in my room i had to borrow hers flats, since it was cold as hell outside.
My roommate, Princess Bitch
Thursday, November 17th, 2011My roommate is a complete bitch. Whenever I have people over, she is nothing but rude to them. The other night, I had a couple of friends over and we were sitting in the living room chatting.