Archive for December, 2011
Beware of Frankie!
Saturday, December 31st, 2011I just had to ask my roomie to find another place. Frankie is a tall Italian with dark hair. He seduced me some months ago, so I’d let him stay at my house.
Come on it’s winter.
Thursday, December 29th, 2011It’s winter, stop opening every window and door in the house! Some times I see you go up stairs, only to open the windows, turn on the heater, and then leave for the day. I love paying more; because you have some sort of weird heater disorder.
Here is a hint, if you have to trun on a heater, maybe it’s too cold out to open a window.
Has no manners.
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011At the beginning of the year, my roommate told me he would not have sex until next year. Sweet! But next thing I know he has a boyfriend. Then his boyfriend start sleepovers.
Age is not a sign of maturity.
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011My roommate is almost forty ,has a job and I rent a room in her house. I quit my job recently to go back to med school. I have to study long hours.
Sex instead of finals?
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Is it so wrong to want to be able to study in my room once in a while? They’re not taking exams seriously, and I need to at least get my books.
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Great, now I found out she has borderline personality disorder
Monday, December 19th, 2011Help me! I have nightmares and constant dreams of sharks attacking and I feel constant fear around her. It’s this awful feeling inside my throat and stomach. She says underhanded comments, punches her punching bag, and does whatever she wants without consideration to others.
My roommate and her boyfriend have no respect
Saturday, December 17th, 2011So my roommate and I are really good friends. We choose to room together this year and are looking at apartments for next year. It bugs be though how she is always bouncing between guys.
You’re a stupid bitch.
Thursday, December 15th, 2011You are a dumb ass bitch. A) you say you have OCD then you leave your dirty dishes everywhere for weeks on end, THEN have the nerve to ask if anyone else needs help cleaning their shit when the only thing we are cleaning is one pot from that days dinner. B) no one uses the trash but you so I’m surprised you’re bitching at everyone else who doesn’t take it out, when you are the one who goes out to eat every night and let’s your leftovers sit in the fridge and then two weeks later fills the entire trash can with your garbage.
I share a room with Satan
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011My fucking roommate is about the worst fucking bitch I’ve ever met in my whole entire fucking life. She’s fucking fat and fucking stupid. she’s constantly bitching and doesn’t even say shit.
Monotone BITCH
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011I fucking hate my roommate! This goddamn bitch has no respect for anyone in our house. Right now she’s blasting her dumbass music and it fucking blows! She talks in a monotone voice and washes her clothes at the worst times!! BITCH NEEDS TO GET GONE!
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