Archive for January, 2012
Fix the Toilet.
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012Other people use the toilet. If you clog it, fix it. If you can’t fix it, tell your roommate.
You are not the queen of the world.
Monday, January 30th, 2012Some people just need to get their own apartment. Human beings only need 5-8 hours of sleep a night. NOT TWELVE.
you have a big penis
Monday, January 30th, 2012Roomie,
I have been meaning that I saw you come out of the shower one day and saw that you have a huge penis! I wanna ride that train. Come in my room after work so I can de-rail you.
Sincerely,
your conductor.
Your just a plain straight up bitch
Monday, January 30th, 2012You, with your money from mommy, who controls your life. Me, just trying to finish my Senior year. You who wakes me up at 6 a.
Insane roommate!
Monday, January 30th, 2012I am currently living with my crazy roommate. I’m trying to find the strength not to strangle her because she just dumped the contents of a used litter box into my room! That is only the most recent act of insanity. In the past couple of months she has threatened to take my dog to the shelter numerous times, she’s a control freak, calls me names constantly (fat-ass, lazy, ugyl, etc.
Over him!
Monday, January 30th, 2012I’m so over the way my roommates boyfriends treats her. And the other day it got to the point where he called ME a stupid f***ing b****..
Condescending Bitch
Monday, January 30th, 2012I’m so glad I’m living off campus next year. I can’t deal with your condescending ass anymore, get the f over yourself. Don’t act like you never do anything wrong.
CLEPTO ROOMMATES
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Both of you are thieves who go into my room when i’m gone for the weekening id. How do I know? Because you both know how to remove security tags off of a lousy pair of ugly ass purple panties that one of you stole. Thanks for going into my room when im gone and letting your stupid ass cat knock over my memorable gift from my dad.
oh my…
Sunday, January 29th, 2012She just asked me if a potato was a fruit. Then she said, "oh wait, I meant to ask if it was a grain?"
DID YOU GO TO FIRST GRADE?
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little lazy fucker!
Friday, January 27th, 2012Seriously, straight out of The Roommate…