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My roommate is such a cunning manipulative bitch I wish they crucified her instead. She is unclean, stupid and selfish. She has a gay looking boyfriend who's practically her pet bitch. Who the hell can tolerate their girlfriends insulting their family? She is possessive about him for no reason... he looks and talks gay.. she should worry about men hitting on him, not women!! She talk to ppl when she needs them. And now she's being the cherry on top with the rest of the roomies to make sure I feel isolated. I ain't like you bitch, to cling on to ppl just when u need them. it's funny, the way she paints her face with makeup everyday, trying to get stares. it's a shame guys appreciate ur ass more than ur face.. so much effort wasted. Hope u get to rid this so ur fat ass brings ur fat head down from cloud nine. And yeah, ur never gonna lose your fat ass no matter how hard u try.

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Apr 30, 2012 08:45 AM - The Anal Retentive - by SickOfHer (woman)

 

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My Roomates are the most annoying people I have ever met. I got back from spring break very late Thursday night, and did not eat anything nor did I see my roommate. Today she yelled at me for a mess from during the day on Thursday that I did not create because I was in the car on the way back from Miami. She’s also mad because there’s apparently a sesame seed on the counter and I need to clean it up. Really? That is so not a big deal. I mean you can even eat it if it bothers you so much. I’m just tired of her leaving these bullcrap passive-aggressive notes everywhere and getting the RA over every stupid thing. I mean I could get the RA because she buys alcohol for minors but I won’t. That’s a lot bigger deal and I choose to ignore it. She needs to choose to ignore things that don’t matter.

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Apr 22, 2012 01:52 PM - The Anal Retentive - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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Dear Roommate,

Every time you have EVER been confronted about not doing your dishes, it’s the same goddamn response "I’m busy! sorry I don’t have time to keep the kitchen looking spotless. I have more important things to do and I don’t appreciate your passive agressive note/tone/whatever"

First off, is your time more important than mine? Am I your fucking mother? No. I do not need to clean up your mess, I do not WANT to clean up your mess, I clean up your mess so that I can actually find some goddamn counterspace and dishes to use. You need to grow the fuck up and learn to live on your own. Without me, you would not be able to function.

Second, if you do not have the time to clean your pots, pans and dishes, then you SURE AS FUCK do not have the time to make a dish that requires three pots. Make a bowl of cereal. Or a sandwich. Or some fucking ramen! YOU’RE IN COLLEGE.

I have reached wits end with this complete lack of respect.

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Apr 22, 2012 01:51 PM - The Deadbeat - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Turn off the music, shut the fuck up, and go to sleep. It's 1am. There are people who actually appreciate sleep and are diurnal.

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Apr 22, 2012 12:32 AM - The Partier - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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Hi. You are a racist, conceited, condescending, childish, manipulative, self-obsessed, self-righteous, smelly, annoying, immature, negative little princess bitch who refuses to take responsibility for herself. Grow the fuck up and get over yourself, you smelly cunt. It's really no surprise that your boyrfriend cheated on you and everybody can't stand to be around you.

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Apr 10, 2012 03:25 AM - The Asshole - by asjdfkals;jfkal;wjio (woman)

 

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my roommate wants me to split a $150 cancellation fee with the cable company because she "forgot" that she signed a 2 year contract, and she now wants to leave the country. does this sound like my problem? hell no. get responsible, bitch.

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Apr 7, 2012 09:47 PM - The Borrower - by asdfghj (woman)

 

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My roommate’s boyfriend is a free-loading deadbeat who does nothing all day except laze around watching TV, using our internet and utilities, and eating my food. She thinks everything is fine and dandy- it’s like she’s living in some sort of fantasy world, so blinded by her "love" that she cannot see how much of a deadbeat he is. I’ve told her tme and time again that if she wants him to live here, then I have two stipulations: (1) that he contributes to the household (meaning chores, groceries, etc); (2) that I do not want to feel as if I am supporting him (it’s her choice if she wants to support a deadbeat- not my choice).

Well, now I officially feel like I am supporting a deadbeat. This guy is so lazy. He does NOTHING all day- none of the household duties like loading the dishwasher or taking out the trash. The guy can’t even change a lightbulb when it blows….I have to come behind him and fix it. And the worst part is that he eats my food all the time. You know it’s not the cost of the food as much as it is the time I spent buying the groceries and making the meals for myself. He’s not my man- why does he think I am cooking for him?

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Apr 6, 2012 09:07 PM - The Significant Other - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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My Roommate is terrible! I've known his since high school and through college, but I guess I never KNEW him. Until we signed a lease. He started to bring his girlfriend over every day and she practically moved in until I told them the terms of the lease. After that, I was the bad guy. She hated me and he just spent ALL his days and nights over at her and her parents house. Recently I made amends with her realizing that he was the one feeding her paranoia. However, this is not the worst part.
He NEVER cleans his room. There are half eaten pizza boxes under his bed, a pile of trash in the corner full of half eaten take out, and his bathroom hasn't been cleaned since he moved in almost a year ago. I can't remember the last time he took a shower here at the apartment, and his complete avoidance to deodorant is astounding ( his stink fills the living room when he decides to sit out there with us).
I'm surprised that his girlfriend lays him and even sleeps in that room. I think it makes her just as nasty as he is.
I have never met someone over the age of 20 who was this much of a nasty slob.

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Apr 6, 2012 09:06 PM - The Slob - by Disgusted roommate  (woman)

 

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My roommate said that our kitchen wasn't good enough for him. That's the reason he takes his girlfriend over to his parents house to use their 'awesome kitchen'. Even though he has made the point to say he is 'moved out' and 'on his own', he still goes over to his parents house to hang out and cook with his women. Really? How pathetic.

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Apr 6, 2012 01:51 PM - The Deadbeat - by Annoyed (woman)

 

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My roommate is not the nice little gal everyone thinks she is. Outside of our room, she appears charming, friendly, all-around lovely. As soon as she steps into the room, it's like a tornado follows her. She leaves her shoes everywhere (doesn't wear socks EVER, so they smell like straight ass), her clothes are pooled in front of the bathroom door and her hamper is always overflowing. She then decided it would be okay to start taking my food as well as our other roommate's clothing. She had her scarves stuffed into corners of the room and even defaced one of her nice necklaces. Some days, she's as friendly and sweet as can be, the next, she won't even acknowledge your existence in the room. She LOVES to brag about herself and her large savings account that mommy and daddy built up for her. She does everything for show and to get attention, and I should have stuck with my first impression of her.

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Apr 5, 2012 11:58 PM - The Food Stealer - by Annoyed (woman)

 

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