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Dirty Hypocrite
Monday, September 6th, 2010 My roommate is a dirty SLOB.
We share a two-bedroom apartment, which means we’re left to fend for ourselves; including cleaning and making our own food.
I’m a neat freak.
Rolled up…
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010I’ve been pretty lucky with my roommates thus far, but there’s ONE thing that has me madder than a dog with an empty food dish.
I live in a house with 4 other people (all together 5: 2 girls and one guy upstairs, one guy and one girl downstairs). I live in the upstairs and share a bathroom with the other guy and girl and NEITHER OF THEM cleans the bathroom.
Bag of Joy
Friday, August 27th, 2010 ME: I think we can both agree these garbage bags you got do not go on our "repeat buy" list.
RM: Why?
ME: Well, they’re pretty thin..
Please Help Me! I Hate My Roommate’s Boyfriend
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010My roommate has been my best friend going on three years. We moved in together for the first time about 3 months ago, and the agreement was that her and I were to move into a two bedroom/two bathroom apartment. She has a boyfriend (she’s 21 and he is 38).
Lookie here miss
Friday, August 20th, 2010Its only been 2 days and i am trying to convince myself not to shove bamboo shafts under my fingernails cuz thats what i would prefer right now. I dont even know where to start. Your sensitivity to noise is just rediculous.
Dear Ranches,
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010I hate you. With every ounce of my being.
Who the hell are you to expect to have the entire downstairs bathroom to yourself, when there are only two bathrooms in the entire house and 5 people living in it? Thanks for storing your dishes on the dish rack on the sink, instead of actually putting them in a cabinet like normal people do.
Stupid and flaky – we didn’t even move in!
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010How is it that you can’t even put effort into the apartment search? You are lazy and stupid! I don’t care that you backed out of the lease, but you could have APOLOGIZED for being irresponsible. Were you raised by apes? How did you get into graduate school? Every time I talk to you, you give me the same stupid expression. You are incompetent and I need to pity you.
Fuck you.
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010Dear roommate:
You’re a judgmental cunt who talks about everyone behind their backs. I know you say shit about our other roommate who, yes, is a little naive when it comes to guys and a little blonde, but calling her a fat idiot who will sleep with anyone that pays her any attention? I know you’re not the most innocent. In fact, I know that you gave our neighbor some sort of STD type rash.
Get real.
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010Alright two-faced bitch, own up.
You act all sunshiney and happy with your expensive clothes and rich daddy, but if things don’t go your way shit hits the fan. It started off simple; you annoy me.
Dirty Cow
Monday, July 12th, 2010I absolutely cannot stand my roomate. She is a dirty, disgusting pig. She leaves beer cans in her closet, dishes in the sink, and on the living room table, and her cats feces on the floor in her bedroom.