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I SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY PARENTS- MY ROOMMATE FUCKING SUCKS
Sunday, February 5th, 2012HOLY FUCK. My roommate is such an incosiderate fucking douchebag I can’t even believe it. He NEVER fucking cleans or replaces MY food or takes out the goddamn garbage.
ENTITLED HORSE FACE
Saturday, February 4th, 2012God your pathetic. Living in your husbands dads house for almost a year now, and only got knocked up so you wouldn’t have to work. You treat my brother and my FAMILY like shit.
Minnesota is full of Cold WI Bitches
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Man, do I hate my rommates. They currently share a room and I have my own. But, we’re switching soon so i’ll have to room with the total BITCH.
Princess Cunt
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over.
Fix the Toilet.
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012Other people use the toilet. If you clog it, fix it. If you can’t fix it, tell your roommate.
You are not the queen of the world.
Monday, January 30th, 2012Some people just need to get their own apartment. Human beings only need 5-8 hours of sleep a night. NOT TWELVE.
you have a big penis
Monday, January 30th, 2012Roomie,
I have been meaning that I saw you come out of the shower one day and saw that you have a huge penis! I wanna ride that train. Come in my room after work so I can de-rail you.
Sincerely,
your conductor.
Your just a plain straight up bitch
Monday, January 30th, 2012You, with your money from mommy, who controls your life. Me, just trying to finish my Senior year. You who wakes me up at 6 a.
Insane roommate!
Monday, January 30th, 2012I am currently living with my crazy roommate. I’m trying to find the strength not to strangle her because she just dumped the contents of a used litter box into my room! That is only the most recent act of insanity. In the past couple of months she has threatened to take my dog to the shelter numerous times, she’s a control freak, calls me names constantly (fat-ass, lazy, ugyl, etc.
Over him!
Monday, January 30th, 2012I’m so over the way my roommates boyfriends treats her. And the other day it got to the point where he called ME a stupid f***ing b****..