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I should’ve just lived at home!

anonymous — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:56:39 +0000

My roommate is a nasty self-absorbed whore who thinks the world revolves around her. She brings home random guys and never cleans/do her share of apartment cleaning. She’s like a 5 year old who slams the door and stomps around all day when she doesn’t get her way. She even heated up her pot of brazilian wax in the pot that I cook soup in. After all this, she sends me an e-mail saying how “wronged” she feels- GO KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKIN WHORE! She claims she can’t study in the library because all the girls are staring at her and it’s not her fault “they have no confidence in themselves” REALITY CHECK: YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY!

I SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY PARENTS- MY ROOMMATE FUCKING SUCKS

anonymous — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:11:11 +0000

HOLY FUCK. My roommate is such an incosiderate fucking douchebag I can’t even believe it. He NEVER fucking cleans or replaces MY food or takes out the goddamn garbage. He and his stupid fucking girlfriend have crazy loud sex in the shower (you know, the space we BOTH use) and at ridiculous hours of the night and then he has the balls to tell ME to "keep it down when I get home from work". OH YEAH? Well, FUCK YOU! Maybe if you weren’t such a fucking prick I’d think about it but until you start cleaning your fucking messes you leave EVERYWHERE and start flushing the fucking toilet after you take a fat, disgusting shit (and don;t light a candle), you can go FUCK YOURSELF. FUCK I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THIS SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT GETS HOME FROM WORK OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE IS SO I CAN KNOCK HIS GODDAMN TEETH OUT. AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

ENTITLED HORSE FACE

anonymous — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:22:59 +0000

God your pathetic. Living in your husbands dads house for almost a year now, and only got knocked up so you wouldn’t have to work. You treat my brother and my FAMILY like shit. Most of all you fight all of the time when my little sister is at home and around the new baby. And your pregnant AGAIN? Your fuckin’ dumb and I hate you for telling my little sister things that I never said. Always talking shit when im not around for me to defend myself. You are a lazy, ugly ass bitch who needs to fucking get over herself because nobody in our family likes you. We are only fake to you because of the baby and for our brother. Go back to Wisconsin bitch! I hate your stupid ass. Fuck you , you are a cunt. Oh, by the way, it was cool to call me a slut right? Cause were SO close. No, I was SO close to punching you in the face. Don’t hate because you can never wear cute shit you converse, 90s ass B*tCh

Minnesota is full of Cold WI Bitches

anonymous — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:32:06 +0000

Man, do I hate my rommates. They currently share a room and I have my own. But, we’re switching soon so i’ll have to room with the total BITCH. The same girl who told me she hated my boyfriend for no reason, as her "friend" lied and made things up that he supposedly said to her. They haven’t spoken to me in a full week. What are we, in fifth grade??

Neither of them clean, and they are always home being loud and obnoxious and smelly. When they burn food they don’t take care of it, nor do they air out the place. They leave their shit in our common areas constantly, and have not ONCE cleaned the floor, vaccuumed, wiped the mirror, or tossed their giant tumbleweed hair clumps accumulating on our floor… I cannot WAIT to move out!

Princess Cunt

anonymous — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:57:01 +0000

You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over. I don’t give a fuck, Princess; take it. I don’t care, I just want some peace in my house. But I do care if you tell my boyfriend, who you don’t even know and who has only been decent towards you, that he is not allowed in the house. Excuse me? It is my house just as much as it is yours. I don’t give a FUCK if you don’t "care for him". That gives you absolutely no right to tell him he is not allowed in my house. Moreover, could you please stop acting like you are Queen Superior of the world? Just because your daddy has money and you have been raised to think you are a fucking princess, DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE ONE. I am not going to bow at your feet, you cunt. Stop looking down your nose at the rest of us. You are no better than me; you are not superior. Get the fuck off your high horse so I can punch you in your pinched, sour face. I can’t stand you.

Fix the Toilet.

anonymous — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:59:23 +0000

Other people use the toilet. If you clog it, fix it. If you can’t fix it, tell your roommate. I need to piss, and I don’t feel like fixing your mess

You are not the queen of the world.

anonymous — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:32:41 +0000

Some people just need to get their own apartment. Human beings only need 5-8 hours of sleep a night. NOT TWELVE. DO NOT TELL ME I’M BEING TOO LOUD AT 12 PM OR 7 PM. Normal people are doing NORMAL SHIT DURING THOSE HOURS. Don’t tell me to turn the tv down at 7 pm when you blast the tv late at night. Don’t tell me that I can’t eat my dinner because "it smells" when you left cat shit in the living room for more than a week. You are princess-y and irritating and every time you leave your room it’s only to tell me *(yet again) TURN THAT DOWN or complain about something else. Also, get a job, WEAR CLOTHES INSTEAD OF PAJAMAS AND FOR GOD’S SAKE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DO SOMETHING FUN FOR YOURSELF.

you have a big penis

anonymous — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:13:50 +0000

Roomie,

I have been meaning that I saw you come out of the shower one day and saw that you have a huge penis! I wanna ride that train. Come in my room after work so I can de-rail you.

Sincerely,

your conductor.

Your just a plain straight up bitch

anonymous — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:22:39 +0000

You, with your money from mommy, who controls your life. Me, just trying to finish my Senior year. You who wakes me up at 6 a.m. to move my car. Me, who told you in advance the day before to move sometime that day before bed so you could get out. If I weren’t going in to law and about to graduate, nothing would make me fucking happier than to punch you in your smug ugly ass face. You are a fucking cunt who fucks people over. Heartless dumbass who thinks she is sweet because she is in engineering but gets D’s on her exams. You dumb fucking stupid bitch! I hate you. You fucking wear my shit and your fucking stupid bitch friend lets her retard cat into my room to knock over the nice statue that (had) meaning to me. I say had because your fucking cat turned it into a cat toy. Nevermind that I can’t replace it. That’s fine because you’ve never valued anything in your life considering mommy and daddy gave you everything. YOU STUPID SELF RIGHTEOUS DUMB BITCH! I JUST WANNA FUCKING RIP YOUR HAIR OUT.

Insane roommate!

anonymous — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:58:50 +0000

I am currently living with my crazy roommate. I’m trying to find the strength not to strangle her because she just dumped the contents of a used litter box into my room! That is only the most recent act of insanity. In the past couple of months she has threatened to take my dog to the shelter numerous times, she’s a control freak, calls me names constantly (fat-ass, lazy, ugyl, etc.) tried to get me evicted, and when I leave the house she locks up my dog in my room! I’ve learned that she has a history of mental illness, so I’ve tried to be understanding, but this is the last straw! I’m tired of her shit! As soon as I’m able to financially, I’m out of here! She’s driving me crazy!