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Over him!

Monday, January 30th, 2012

 I’m so over the way my roommates boyfriends treats her. And the other day it got to the point where he called ME a stupid f***ing b****..

Condescending Bitch

Monday, January 30th, 2012

I’m so glad I’m living off campus next year. I can’t deal with your condescending ass anymore, get the f over yourself. Don’t act like you never do anything wrong.

CLEPTO ROOMMATES

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Both of you  are thieves who go into my room when i’m gone for the weekening id. How do I know? Because you both know how to remove security tags off of a lousy pair of ugly ass purple panties that one of you stole. Thanks for going into my room when im gone and letting your stupid ass cat knock over my memorable gift from my dad.

oh my…

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

She just asked me if a potato was a fruit. Then she said, "oh wait, I meant to ask if it was a grain?"

DID YOU GO TO FIRST GRADE? 

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little lazy fucker!

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Seriously, straight out of The Roommate…

Puneet the controlling bitch and her no balls husband housemates

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Seriously hate my fking housemates. I met them through my bf and when i moved in with himand them to a two room place everything was a ok at first. Then slowly things got worse, they dont clean up after themselves,tidy the house much or throw stale food away.

Fucking Bitch Girl Roommates

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

I live with 3 other girls and recently a new bf into the mix(shoot me now)!! My roommates are fucking pigs.  They constantly are doing this stupid fucking projects like build a sofa out of a fucking MATTRESS! A FUCKING MATTRESS ..

Bitch

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

 Goofy ass young bitch…

She is Driving me CRAZY!

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

She has gotten mad at me for the SMALLEST of things! She says I don’t clean enough, I make sure I clean once a week. Her side of the room is ALWAYS messier than mine. She gets mad at me when I get back from dinner with a friend at 9:00.

The human foghorn

Friday, January 20th, 2012

My roommate is THE loudest human being I have ever encountered. Whether she’s on the phone, she has friends over, or even talking to herself, she’s SHOUTING at the top of her lungs.

She thinks she can sing so when she showers with the door wide open, she belts out crappy Top 40 pop music like she’s the star of her own private concert.