Roommate Rant http://www.roommaterant.com When kill'n is too good Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:11:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY PARENTS- MY ROOMMATE FUCKING SUCKS HOLY FUCK. My roommate is such an incosiderate fucking douchebag I can't even believe it. He NEVER fucking cleans or replaces MY food or takes out the goddamn garbage.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/02/05/i-shoulda-listened-to-my-parents-my-roommate-fucking-sucks/ ENTITLED HORSE FACE God your pathetic. Living in your husbands dads house for almost a year now, and only got knocked up so you wouldn't have to work. You treat my brother and my FAMILY like shit.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/02/04/entitled-horse-face/ Minnesota is full of Cold WI Bitches Man, do I hate my rommates. They currently share a room and I have my own. But, we're switching soon so i'll have to room with the total BITCH.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/02/02/minnesota-is-full-of-cold-wi-bitches/ Princess Cunt  You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/02/01/princess-cunt/ Fix the Toilet.  Other people use the toilet. If you clog it, fix it. If you can't fix it, tell your roommate.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/31/fix-the-toilet/ You are not the queen of the world.  Some people just need to get their own apartment. Human beings only need 5-8 hours of sleep a night. NOT TWELVE.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/30/you-are-not-the-queen-of-the-world/ you have a big penis Roomie,

I have been meaning that I saw you come out of the shower one day and saw that you have a huge penis! I wanna ride that train. Come in my room after work so  I can de-rail you.

Sincerely,

your conductor.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/30/you-have-a-big-penis/ Your just a plain straight up bitch You, with your money from mommy, who controls your life. Me, just trying to finish my Senior year. You who wakes me up at 6 a.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/30/your-just-a-plain-straight-up-bitch/ Insane roommate! I am currently living with my crazy roommate. I'm trying to find the strength not to strangle her because she just dumped the contents of a used litter box into my room! That is only the most recent act of insanity. In the past couple of months she has threatened to take my dog to the shelter numerous times, she's a control freak, calls me names constantly (fat-ass, lazy, ugyl, etc.]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/30/insane-roommate/ Over him!  I'm so over the way my roommates boyfriends treats her. And the other day it got to the point where he called ME a stupid f***ing b****..]]> http://www.roommaterant.com/2012/01/30/over-him/