I share a room with Satan

anonymous — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:21:05 +0000

My fucking roommate is about the worst fucking bitch I’ve ever met in my whole entire fucking life. She’s fucking fat and fucking stupid. she’s constantly bitching and doesn’t even say shit. She just blabs for no goddamn reason and she’s a fucking alcoholic. She’s always drunk and high like a fucking cunt. She doesn’t go to class and she doesn’t pass anything YET SHES STILL IN FUCKING SCHOOL. She has no clothes, and she’s always using my shit. She’s tries to be me at all points of time but it doesnt fucking work and its annoying as shit. She has like 18 faces and none of them make fucking sense. I ant to kill her but its not even fucking possible because shes satan and she doesnt die. FUCKING FUCK i hope she dies soon

She is such a piece of shit

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:14:27 +0000

i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. has a really bad habbit of sleeping out in the living room when she has a room of her own with a bed none the less. stays on the couch all the time constintly eats in front of the tv also i dont care about that but for the love of god clean up after yourself. she feels the need to NEVER flush the toliet so everynow and then i will find a fricken log in there or piss. she plays music stupidly loud which normally don’t bug me but she always has to tone deafly sing every f’n song. she bring friends over at really bad hours and is very loud about it staying up all night when i get up at 7AM i make sure to be as loud a i want it not my fault you are to stupid or lazy to get your ass up and go to you own bed so dont complain to me because i have things that i need to get done to. another thing that i changed is now i dont keep general things out in the open anymore and since i am up in the mornings i figured out the times she runs around and does things so i take really long showers + baths right before she does so HA no hot water for you it sucks dont it!!! and i just mess around on the couch about 5 – 10 min before she runs to it and grows into the damn thing! i hate her so much and one of these days she will realize how truly annoying she is and life will bite her so hard on the ass! BRING IT BITCH I’LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME!!!

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I share a room with Satan

She is such a piece of shit