The Pig

My roommate has to be the most annoying person I have ever met. When she sleeps she grinds her teeth and moans and sighs and breathes heavy. Our room is filled with a sweaty stench because I am sure she sweats at night because it reeks in the morning. (read the rant…)

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My roommate thinks she owns us

My roommate is a prissy bitch who thinks she’s a princess and acts like a douchebag. She always sets her alarm ambitiously early to a really loud ringtone but hits snooze at least five times, waking both me and the other roommate up. Oh, yeah, she also sleeps naked, so when she’s asleep or just napping, which she does a lot, we can’t invite people to hang out. (read the rant…)

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She is such a piece of shit

 i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. (read the rant…)

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I hate my roommate! She thinks she is so perfect..ugh!!

       I think my roommate is a right bitch. I mean honestly she is so.. (read the rant…)

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Annoying Bitch Roommate

My roommate and I used to be good friends, and we lived together last year. This year though, she has gone completely batshit insane and is ruining my semester. First off I asked her back in July if she was cool with my boyfriend coming over and spending the night. (read the rant…)

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My Crazy Roommates!!!!!

jeez… i’ve had some CRAZY roommates

my first roommate in college was an 18 year old drunk… it was normal for him to have downed a dozen bottles a day - many more when actually partying. now because i was going to school locally, I’d go home for laundry on the weekends, and one weekend i came back to find my speakers blown out, my answering machine busted from being thrown at the wall, and my dorm fridge dented all to hell acorss the top from a “punching contest” - so i switched rooms with one of his roommates and got… (read the rant…)

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