Princess Cunt

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

 You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over.

Pear Shaped Hipster Bitch

Monday, January 16th, 2012

 She’s fat, stuck up, and disgusting. She leaves the kitchen a mess and period blood on the toilet. That’s fucking disgusting.

I share a room with Satan

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

 My fucking roommate is about the worst fucking bitch I’ve ever met in my whole entire fucking life. She’s fucking fat and fucking stupid. she’s constantly bitching and doesn’t even say shit.

I just don’t get it

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

I don’t really get it but my roommate keeps getting on my nerves really bad lately.

Suck my nonexistent cock you whore!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

What the fuck!?!? I don’t like to bash people based soley on their appearances, that would just be a low blow on my part. However, my roommate is horribly unattractive. And stupid.

Raging CUNT

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Okay, so I have 3 roommates. As of right now, one of them (we’ll call her roommate A) is being a huge bitch. So first off, we live in an on campus apartment meaning we have resident advisors who do their rounds every evening to make sure nothing bad or illegal is going on.

“You just don’et understand how it is, getting unwanted attention”

Friday, November 4th, 2011

My roommate it the most stuck up bitch I’ve ever met.  Yes, I chose to room with her.  Yes, I regret it.

Is she delusional or am I?

Sunday, April 10th, 2011

I wrote ‘Condescending, man-fearing, 31-year old child’ — we’re back with more issues.

Let’s call her "Beth". She has wanted me to let her know in advance when I invite people over, and it has to be after 8 pm.

Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!

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Condescending, man-fearing 31-year old child

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Year One: Demanding that you need to use the bathroom as soon as you come home, when I’m getting out of the shower and not saying ‘thank you’ after I leave. I’ve invited you to have some of my meals and you rudely say ‘no’ in that tone of voice only a 3-year-old would use. My boyfriend (whose not a live-in bf) invited you to hang out and you’ve repeatedly avoided us.