Roommate Rant » bitch

Princess Cunt

anonymous — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:57:01 +0000

You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over. I don’t give a fuck, Princess; take it. I don’t care, I just want some peace in my house. But I do care if you tell my boyfriend, who you don’t even know and who has only been decent towards you, that he is not allowed in the house. Excuse me? It is my house just as much as it is yours. I don’t give a FUCK if you don’t "care for him". That gives you absolutely no right to tell him he is not allowed in my house. Moreover, could you please stop acting like you are Queen Superior of the world? Just because your daddy has money and you have been raised to think you are a fucking princess, DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE ONE. I am not going to bow at your feet, you cunt. Stop looking down your nose at the rest of us. You are no better than me; you are not superior. Get the fuck off your high horse so I can punch you in your pinched, sour face. I can’t stand you.

Pear Shaped Hipster Bitch

anonymous — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:29:03 +0000

She’s fat, stuck up, and disgusting. She leaves the kitchen a mess and period blood on the toilet. That’s fucking disgusting. She refuses to buy toilet paper or suppies for general cleaning because she apparently spent it all buying booze and cancer sticks and partying, yet she can still afford Doc Martens and ordering clothes off of Urban Outfitters. She can’t paint worth two pieces of shit yet she’s a fine arts major. She thinks she’s awesome at art and even attempts to sell her 5th grader pieces of "art" on her poorly designed website. She whines about her teachers giving her bad grades on her shit homework and projects and thinks it is their fault that she’s so untalented. Let’s hope she fails out and spends the rest of her life whining on daddy’s money.

I share a room with Satan

anonymous — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:21:05 +0000

My fucking roommate is about the worst fucking bitch I’ve ever met in my whole entire fucking life. She’s fucking fat and fucking stupid. she’s constantly bitching and doesn’t even say shit. She just blabs for no goddamn reason and she’s a fucking alcoholic. She’s always drunk and high like a fucking cunt. She doesn’t go to class and she doesn’t pass anything YET SHES STILL IN FUCKING SCHOOL. She has no clothes, and she’s always using my shit. She’s tries to be me at all points of time but it doesnt fucking work and its annoying as shit. She has like 18 faces and none of them make fucking sense. I ant to kill her but its not even fucking possible because shes satan and she doesnt die. FUCKING FUCK i hope she dies soon

I just don’t get it

anonymous — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:08:01 +0000

mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">I don’t really get it but my roommate keeps getting on my nerves really bad lately. I moved in about a month ago and it was all good for a time, both of us were on a tight budget so we shared everything we had. I’ve been letting her use my laptop and that’s probably when we started having problems. She is a friend of my cousin and I don’t really know her well, she is 3 years younger than me and the way i see it, this is her first time to live on her own. She is a bit crazy and is acting tough, always keeps telling me how I’m supposed to live my life, that the things I do are “lame” and ALWAYS is saying how fabulous she is (up to the point when it just sounds ridiculous). First I was getting pissed off when she started using my laptop, she used to take it without permission. I see a laptop as a very personal thing because I have my passwords stored in it, I also have data such as diaries and so on. She started installing software that I was unaware of (especially I got angry when I found out that she installed some kind of a “desktop sharing over the internet” thing on it), again, without even asking, she thinks that she knows a lot about computers and life in general so I really don’t have a say on anything. I worked my ass off to buy the thing and she used it with such disrespect, not to mention that she was using it almost 24/7, forcing me to use internet on my shitty phone. When she went to her parties and was coming back drunk, she used to take my laptop out of my bag and use it as she pleased, and when she was having some problems either with it or on the web she smashed the keyboard so hard that I actually woke up at that point, I still wonder how it’s working. In fact the whole tension was getting so intense that I actually thought to myself if I was doing something wrong and if I was a dick here, so I asked some of my friends on their opinion and they failed to see anything wrong with me, so I’m at the loss again.

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mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">We share a double room and also have to share a double bed. The room is not very spacious and last week she invited a friend to stay with us for a while. I don’t mind her friend, I actually see it as a blessing, because her attention is divided by both of us now. But she invited her friend without alerting a landlord!; and when she told me that somebody is moving in and I just said “ok”, she said that “I’m not asking, I’m telling!” – I saw it so fucking hilarious, I didn’t say that I’m against it but the fucking bitch still attacked me!! The landlord is getting pissed with her as well. Both of us owe some money to our landlord, but she doesn’t pick up the phone when he’s calling, so he calls me up then, asking where is she and why is her phone dead?.. I speak to my landlord directly and am honest with him all the time and he respects that.

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mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">This morning we had an argument. She attacked me again saying things like she’s fed up with me sitting at home all the time, not going out and never having money on me AND started shouting very rude that I have to “move the fuck out” like she would be an owner of the property (which is actually what my landlord said about her and he is tired of her acting like that). At the moment I’m developing my business and I spend a lot of time on my computer, also am looking for a part time job and occasionally go downtown for some appointments, but I see no reason for me having to explain all of my personal affairs(she is not my wife after all!). I want to move out, but I can’t do it at the moment, but if push comes to shove I might just pack up and stay at my friends place for a while.

Opinions please..

Suck my nonexistent cock you whore!

anonymous — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:46:48 +0000

What the fuck!?!? I don’t like to bash people based soley on their appearances, that would just be a low blow on my part. However, my roommate is horribly unattractive. And stupid. And obnoxious. And desperate for any and all male attention. She is tiny. Like, maybe 5′2 and barley 95 lbs. Not kidding. She has a major eating disorder that she refuses to aknowledge or seek help for. She is 20 years old but the fact that she has been starving herself since she was 13 has really taken it’s tole on her body. She looks so much older than she is and all the nasty hooker makeup doesn’t help. Seriously, she is super pale but she puts on an inch of foundation that is like 3 times darker than her skin and wears a ton of really ugly colored eye make up (like, neon green) and a lot of blush and cheap lip gloss. She talks about how she is an aspiring model and actress. She has never done any kind of photo shoot or any kind of acting. Ever. Not even a school play. She is super pompice. The girl thinks her shit don’t stink and that she is better than everyone else. She has no friends at all. She goes to clubs and bars with her fake ID and somehow miraculously gets men to buy her drinks (it must so dimly lit that they can’t see the nasty gremlin that is trying to hit on them). She’ll often times give these strange men blow jobs in the bathroom or even go home with them if they ask her to. She brags about how much unprotected sex she has with all these strange men. Ew. I know she has herpes and has had chlamydia before. They way she talks about these nasty diseases is almost like they are a badge of honor for her. She is a super nasty pig. Never cleans anything and gets irritated when the dishes don’t get done for weeks at a time. I always do all the cleaning. Oh! and as of recently she has been trying to get me to do her laundry. I straight up told her it wasn’t going to happen so she’s been trying to sneak her dirty clothes into my basket…as if I wouldn’t notice. I don’t wear size 00 pants! Also, she is so fucking dumb. She didn’t know what the word "consume" meant. What? She dropped out of college after one year because the professors "didn’t get her learning style" and the homework was "too hard". Meaning she is too effing lazy! Daddy pays her rent and everything else. She has one part time job that she uses the money from to buy weed and COCAINE!

The other day was the last straw. I had my new boyfriend over to hang out and watch movies. I got up to go the bathroom and when I came out what did I see? SHE WAS SITTING ON HIS LAP WITH HER ARMS AROUND HIS NECK GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! He was super uncomfortable and pushed her off and she just played it off like he wanted her but he can’t have her. Ugh. This is not the first time she has thrown herself at my male friends.

This bitch is going to be dead in about 5 years is she doesn’t quit starving herself and putting the white stuff up her nose. I don’t really care though.

Raging CUNT

anonymous — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:09:24 +0000

Okay, so I have 3 roommates. As of right now, one of them (we’ll call her roommate A) is being a huge bitch. So first off, we live in an on campus apartment meaning we have resident advisors who do their rounds every evening to make sure nothing bad or illegal is going on. My roommates and I smoke weed like many college students. We do it in the apartment which really is a bad idea but until now we have always gotten away with it. So, I’m home alone and actually NOT smoking anything (didn’t all day) when I get a knock on the door. It was two R.A.’s saying it smells like weed near and in my apartment. Well, fuck. I say i haven’t been smoking anything. They proceed to call the police. I figured well hey, it’s better to hand over whatever is in the aprtment now rather than deny having anything and having a cop search the place and find shit. I knew there was a piece out in plain sight behind me though I didn’t know if there was any weed around. I found a tiny bit a weed sitting near by which I handed over as well. I told them none of it was mine (which it isn’t) but since none of my roommates were there, I’d take the blame. Right about then two of my rommates walk through the door. I inform them of what is going on and they are all very cooperative when the cop finally arrives. Roommate B admits it is her weed and she gets a fine. The cop thanks us for our cooperation after giving us a mini lecture and goes on his merry way. We are informed that since we all knew it was in the aprtment we would get letters sent home to our parent’s. Awesome. Everyone leaves and it’s just roommate A , B and myself. Roommate A immediatley goes bitch crazy and tells me to never ever speak to her again. WHAT?!?! Roommate B and I are equally confused and ask her if she’s being serious. She said she is and that she doesn’t believe that I wasn’t smoking and that I apparently tried to put the blame on her and roommate B. Roommate B believes that I’m telling the truth and she understands that there was really nothing I could have done. The weed and the piece were in plain sight. I didn’t say who’s it was, I just said it wasn’t mine. I then say we should stop smoking weed in the aprtment immediatley and they all agree excpet roommate A goes on to say that if she ever sees either of us smoking in the apartment she will call the cops on us becuse she isn’t a citizen of this country and she fears being "arrested and deported" and she can’t put her family through that so she is going to put our asses on the line basically to save herself. It’s just such bullshit because if she was seriously so soncerned about that she wouldn’t have risked smoking in the apartment in the fisrt place. Ugh! This just goes to show what I have sort of expected all along, she is nothing more than a selfish hypocritcal cunt. Seriously, the first thing this girl asked me when I met her was 1) Do you smoke? and 2) Are you okay with me smoking in the apartment?

Fuck this BITCH! She is always so rude to people and just expects things to be handed to her. I don’t even know what she is so upset about. She didn’t even get a fine! All that is happening to her is that she is getting a letter sent home to daddy who apparently already knows that she smokes and is more or less cool with it.

I hate dumb bitches.

“You just don’et understand how it is, getting unwanted attention”

anonymous — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 03:51:32 +0000

My roommate it the most stuck up bitch I’ve ever met. Yes, I chose to room with her. Yes, I regret it. We just left a party because "she was uncomfortable" because of how the men in the room were treating her. I was having a fucking good time, the fraternity we were with loves me and of course they’re entertaining, so it was good company. But apparently I don’t know what it’s like to "get attention from men?" WELL GUESS WHAT SWEETHEART – you dress like a slut, you act like a slut, you post slutty pictures on Facebook…I think it’s fair that they treat you like a slut, you filthy lying skank. You tell guys you’ve only slept with 3 guys when really you’ve slept with 7. You throw yourself at old hookups for attention because you’re disgustingly insecure. And you have to throw a fucking fit when some guy you were flirting with at a party asks you back to his room? Pull your head out of your ass and stop thinking you’re better than other people and that’s why you get attention. THEY THINK YOU’RE EASY BECAUSE – SUPRISE – YOU ARE. I might just let slip to the guy you’re currently seeing that you were grinding up on an old hookup tonight. Cunt. And stop looking at yourself in the mirror so much. You’re awkwardly proportioned and your face looks like Michael Jackson’s.

Is she delusional or am I?

anonymous — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 17:36:41 +0000

I wrote ‘Condescending, man-fearing, 31-year old child’ — we’re back with more issues.

Let’s call her "Beth". She has wanted me to let her know in advance when I invite people over, and it has to be after 8 pm. So I do this every time, 3x a week as agreed. Miss Beth comes out of her cave and wants the boyfriend to come over once every 2 weeks. Her reason? She doesn’t like to take a shower, eat, wash dishes, and be in bed before he comes over. Because she wants to walk around in her pajamas. Uh, okay. Boyfriend is extremely respectful of you, does not eat your food, doesn’t walk around naked, has helped you fix your car and things around the apartment for you, and stays in my god-forsaken room when he’s over so he doesn’t bother you. She also stated that he should pay part of the bills and rent. Really, bitch??

I basically told Beth the psychopath that if she doesn’t like him over, she shouldn’t have moved in with me! Bitch got some issues with men if you ask me, beyond what I can fix. We agreed to having the boyfriend over 2x per week, once during the week and the other on the weekend. Now girlfriend is crying because she feels she can’t leave her room when he’s here. This guy wouldn’t hurt a fly and loves his mom. A kid with a bachelor’s degree and doesn’t carry weapons (we’re dealing with a quiet and pleasant dude here people). Here come the guilt-trips!

I will say that after Psycho-Beth spent all day last Sunday and Monday evenings talking to people on the phone about me, her friends told her that she was out of line. JESUS, you think??? It took other people, not her, to realize how ridiculous she is. There seems to be some jealousy issues and probably some kind of issues with men that I don’t know about…and she’s controlling as all hell. Seriously, why the fuck did you sign up to live with me knowing I had a boyfriend??? Why is this bitch living with anyone? Dear God, am I that difficult to live with?? I’m the bitch who pays bills on time, cleans most of the time, and is quiet as I can be.

Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!

anonymous — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 05:37:17 +0000

I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!

Condescending, man-fearing 31-year old child

anonymous — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:19:01 +0000

Year One: Demanding that you need to use the bathroom as soon as you come home, when I’m getting out of the shower and not saying ‘thank you’ after I leave. I’ve invited you to have some of my meals and you rudely say ‘no’ in that tone of voice only a 3-year-old would use. My boyfriend (whose not a live-in bf) invited you to hang out and you’ve repeatedly avoided us. Telling the 3rd roomie and I that WE (not all of us) needed to close the door in the way that you insisted.

Year Two (a mistake): You wanted me to go through the credit check, so the lease is in my name. We decided I’d set up the gas bill (done the day we moved in) and you’d do electricity and Comcast — electricity was set up 2 MONTHs after we moved in (an extra $250 on the bill) and you decided not to set up Comcast (because you rudely said to me "I don’t like AT&T – I’m not paying for that") because you were ‘busy’. BITCH, my mother was dying and I was going home every weekend while balancing grad school, work, and an internship…like I’m not busy? You sit on the f***ing phone talking to people for hours after you come home from work. You aren’t that busy. And now that it’s winter, you turn up the heat to 74; I mentioned that I’d like to keep the bill low if possible so while we’re both gone, I’d turn it to 65 or so, but you ignored what I said — can’t wait til our budget billing adjusts, Princess.

The boyfriend — who only came over on weekends, has always gone out of his way to be quiet and respect you, and stayed in my room the ENTIRE time he came over in Year One– is now only allowed 3 days per week after 8 pm. Last time I checked, I was 24, not 14. You do not talk to us when he is around and I have to let you know when he comes over. You watch us out of the corner of your eye. You’ve NEVER had a boyfriend and you are 31. Gee, lacking social skills?

Change your f****ing tone of voice when you talk to me — I am NOT one of your students and you are not my mother. You are the child — get your money right, pay bills on time, and treat me with respect. Your save-the-children attitude is so self-absorbed and you are so obsessed with yourself and your ‘relationship’ with religion that you can’t form any other kinds of relationships.

You really want me to stay here for another year because your credit is jacked up, but I’m leaving in 5 months when the lease is up. Good luck and may God bless the person who has to put up with you in the future.