I can’t wait to get out!!
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010I hate my roommates… Oh my god do I hate them… And they probably hate me too by now but I don’t give a flying fuck anymore!! The roommate I had last semester drove me nuts. She had soooo much shit, I didn’t have room for anything. She felt like she owned the room. Whenever [...]
He says he moved out of his mom and dads to move in with his new parents
Monday, March 8th, 2010Last year my girlfriend and I decided to move in with a guy from work. It seemed fine the bills were all going to be split up and everyone was going to contribute. My girlfriend and I brought basically the whole living room (tv, dinner table, coffee tables, entertainment center, lamps, couches, xbox, [...]
Where do I begin??
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Let me preface by saying that THANKFULLY, I moved out of this house over a month ago and have since regained some degree of my sanity.
Rather than go through the entire 10-month ordeal from start to finish, let me just summarize her crimes- I’m sure I’ll have to add more posts as I [...]
Dude, do you smoke weed?
Monday, March 2nd, 2009My biggest fear before I started my first year at college was that my roommate would be a complete stoner. Like I told my mother, I didn’t care if he smoked or stuff, as long as it didn’t have to enter my space and become my problem. However, my greatest fear soon became a reality. [...]
Grounds for killing my roommate
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008I’ve been living with this girl since the end of July and have just about reached my murder point. Let’s count the offenses:
1. She’s a fucking slob. Example: instead of emptying the clean dishes out of the dish washer and putting the mountain of dirty dishes from the sink in there, she’ll just continue piling [...]