Rolled up…
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010I’ve been pretty lucky with my roommates thus far, but there’s ONE thing that has me madder than a dog with an empty food dish.
I live in a house with 4 other people (all together 5: 2 girls and one guy upstairs, one guy and one girl downstairs). I live in the upstairs and share a bathroom with the other guy and girl and NEITHER OF THEM cleans the bathroom.
Fuck you.
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010Dear roommate:
You’re a judgmental cunt who talks about everyone behind their backs. I know you say shit about our other roommate who, yes, is a little naive when it comes to guys and a little blonde, but calling her a fat idiot who will sleep with anyone that pays her any attention? I know you’re not the most innocent. In fact, I know that you gave our neighbor some sort of STD type rash.
Bowel Movement Issue – CLogged Toilet
Friday, July 2nd, 2010Hey, everyone takes a crap that clogs the toilet once in a while. Well, I never have, but I’m just saying that to sound inclusive. I mean, if you have a large bowel movement and it clogs the toilet, you use a plunger to unclog it.
I hate my roommate
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010So my roommate called me during a class today, i couldn’t pick up at the time so i called him back after, this is what was transpired:
Roommate: What do you want?
Me: You called me before, I’m calling you back. What’s up?
Roommate: Yeah, that was before, this is now, it doesn’t even matter.
Me: Yeah, ok….
C’mon end of semester!
Sunday, April 25th, 2010I’ll be so glad when I can move out, away from these little children. I figured that at 27 and with my very introverted personality, that I probably wouldn’t dig the whole dorm thing anyway and though its been slightly better the second time around, having to live in such cramped quarters with two [...]
I can’t wait to get out!!
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010I hate my roommates… Oh my god do I hate them… And they probably hate me too by now but I don’t give a flying fuck anymore!! The roommate I had last semester drove me nuts. She had soooo much shit, I didn’t have room for anything. She felt like she owned the room. Whenever [...]
I wish I knew what he was saying
Thursday, March 18th, 2010I moved into a house in south detroit, renting out the spare bedroom of a Laotian family. I am expected to eat every dinner with them, and I guess the culture difference is too vast–they always STARE at me as if I ran over the grandmother every time I ask them to pass the [...]
Crazy insane roommate
Thursday, March 4th, 2010I hate my roommate because he is an insane asshole. I come back quietly at 4 am, didnt even turn on a light only opened the window cuz it was hot.I went straight to sleep after. 6am, I here a noise. He leaves. Then he comes back and starts yelling at me saying I’m [...]
I can’t wait to move!!
Friday, February 12th, 2010 I am so tired of my idiot roommate. She is a stupid, selfish, immature bitch!
She never cleans up after herself. 6 months of living in this place, and she has yet to use the broom or mop or vacuum. She won’t even wipe her crumbs off the countertops. Her dishes sit in the [...]
She is such a piece of shit
Thursday, February 4th, 2010i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. [...]