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Minnesota is full of Cold WI Bitches

anonymous — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:32:06 +0000

Man, do I hate my rommates. They currently share a room and I have my own. But, we’re switching soon so i’ll have to room with the total BITCH. The same girl who told me she hated my boyfriend for no reason, as her "friend" lied and made things up that he supposedly said to her. They haven’t spoken to me in a full week. What are we, in fifth grade??

Neither of them clean, and they are always home being loud and obnoxious and smelly. When they burn food they don’t take care of it, nor do they air out the place. They leave their shit in our common areas constantly, and have not ONCE cleaned the floor, vaccuumed, wiped the mirror, or tossed their giant tumbleweed hair clumps accumulating on our floor… I cannot WAIT to move out!

Princess Cunt

anonymous — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:57:01 +0000

You are without a doubt the coldest, most spoiled fucking bitch I have ever met. I have never been anything but nice to you. Like the nicer room that you threw a hissy fit over. I don’t give a fuck, Princess; take it. I don’t care, I just want some peace in my house. But I do care if you tell my boyfriend, who you don’t even know and who has only been decent towards you, that he is not allowed in the house. Excuse me? It is my house just as much as it is yours. I don’t give a FUCK if you don’t "care for him". That gives you absolutely no right to tell him he is not allowed in my house. Moreover, could you please stop acting like you are Queen Superior of the world? Just because your daddy has money and you have been raised to think you are a fucking princess, DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE ONE. I am not going to bow at your feet, you cunt. Stop looking down your nose at the rest of us. You are no better than me; you are not superior. Get the fuck off your high horse so I can punch you in your pinched, sour face. I can’t stand you.

little lazy fucker!

anonymous — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:53:31 +0000

Seriously, straight out of The Roommate…the movie. I am forced to live with this girl who does everything that I do. I don’t mean a few things, I really mean EVERYTHING!! Her phone was with T-Mobile, until she found out that I was with Verizon, then she changed to Verizon. I have a certain bank that she says up and down that she cannot stand, and low and behold, there is a letter to her from my bank. I get a 32" HDTV, then she sees it, says I like your tv, then she gets one and she cannot even afford it. She doesn’t even have a job! The most recent thing she decides to obsess that I do? My other roommate (the good one) gets a subscription to W Magazine. I ask if I can have it when she is done says yes, then she, who weighs about 350-400 pounds, can’t even fit in her own clothes, only showers every week (if that) only wears floor-length jean skirts since wearing pants is against her religion, never cuts her hair because that is against her religion too, and the magazine has a girl on the front wearing just a bra! She asks if she can read it first! What the fuck?! I have a laptop, she gets a laptop. In short, everything I do, she does. It doesn’t end there. I want internet, all of a sudden she wants internet. Do you think I can trust her to pay the bill on time? NO. I say fuck that, I get my own service and she is stuck with her own bill. I want cable in my room, she wants cable in her room. I say screw the cable and now she is stuck with a large cable bill. Oh wait. No. Because when I didn’t get cable, she cancelled hers.

A year ago I am going for this really important job interview and if I had gotten the job I would be moving an hour away. I always study before my interviews and all night long she is interrupting me. I can’t even think for a minute. I didn’t get the job, my dream job. A jon that I have gotten in the past, but had to turn down. She later admitted she didn’t want me to leave. In those exact words. And then started crying.

I can go on and on about her fucking hygiene too. I work with adolescent boys in a residential center. These boys take showers everyday, brush their teeth everyday, put on Axe everyday, and not one day have they ever deviated from proper hygiene. This girl however, I have already mentioned she takes a shower at most once a week. She never brushes her teeth, even though she keeps a toothbrush and toothpaste handy, they are never used. Instead of proper hygiene this girl puts on half a bottle of perfume and walks around with this really smelly perfume all day leaving this disgusting smell all over the house wherever she walks. The the stink doesn’t go away right away. Oh HELL no! It lingers for about 10 minutes. How am I supposed to hold my breath that long?

Little fucker doesn’t ever clean either. Nope. She never does her dishes, never vacuums, and asking my other roommate, never cleans the bathroom! What does she do all day with no job and not lifting one finger around the house? She sits in her room watching TV all day long.

Eating healthy? HA! the only thing she eats is cereal. About 4 or 5 bowls in every sitting. And if it isn’t cereal its an entire pizza from Little Ceasers. Think she exercises to take all that weight off? HA! How can she even move weighing 400 pounds?

Control freak gallore as well. I couldn’t watch horror movies because they would bring in "evil spirits" I couldn’t use paper towels. I had to buy the most expensive toilet paper and she uses half a roll of toilet paper in one shit! I couldn’t smoke, I couldn’t drink, I couldn’t even cook sometimes.

I think I have a fucking stalker.

Fucking Bitch Girl Roommates

anonymous — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:35:38 +0000

I live with 3 other girls and recently a new bf into the mix(shoot me now)!! My roommates are fucking pigs. They constantly are doing this stupid fucking projects like build a sofa out of a fucking MATTRESS! A FUCKING MATTRESS …every weekend its the same bullshit I have to work and they don’t so they just build shit constantly. Then they also apparantly don’t have to ever work and I always work early so going to bed for them is never a fucking option but cackling like three witches and a troll EVER FUCKING NIGHT IS ACCEPTABLE!!! NO MATTER WHAT FUCKING DAY ITS FUCKING JUST LOUD TILL 2 AM ….FUCK YOU DUMB FUCK FACED BITCHES LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE!!!!

Beware of Frankie!

anonymous — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:47:50 +0000

I just had to ask my roomie to find another place. Frankie is a tall Italian with dark hair. He seduced me some months ago, so I’d let him stay at my house. Once he moved in–he had his own room, own space, but I shared my food and laptop with him–he made excuses not to get physical with me. Well, after some time, he started finding fault with my son and I, always being negative and critical. He said some things about my son I really didn’t appreciate. He left and stayed with another family for the month of August. We talked online, he was bitching about that family & how unhappy he was. He started flirting with me again, and I thought he had a change of heart & wanted me again….so like a damn fool, I let him back into my house. Again, he made excuses not to get physical. He complained about my house being dirty, yet he never felt well enough to help me with the chores. I did the chores. I picked his shit off the floor, I did his laundry, I went out to get his chew. All he did was cook and give me a little money. In the time he stayed with me, I think I’ve gotten less than $400 out of him for help. He’s had 3 jobs here, none of which lasted very long. He has a young daughter out of state that he sends the brunt of what little money he has. Besides bitching about things and being critical of me and my son, he would hog my laptop all day, every day. Said he was searching the job ads, putting in apps. Well, according to my web browser history, he was looking at granny, animal and incest porn & visiting the dating sites more than he was doing the job thing! I got nothing against normal porn, but porn like that is just sick! He’s shady, he doesn’t want people knowing too much about him or his past. He took my car to go sell pills–if he would’ve gotten busted, my car would’ve been impounded! Whenever I’d go on my lappy, which was hardly then, Frankie would make snide remarks about how much time I spent on it (oh yeah, my 3 hrs compared to his 21??) and how things weren’t getting done around the house. He’d have this take-over attitude, and pretty much treated me like his Sugar Mama. He’d tell me to go out on dates, but when guys called the house, Frankie would act jealous. When his friends would come get him to go somewhere, he didn’t want me near the front door where they’d see me. I said, wtf, why? and he was like, I don’t want any drama. Must’ve been one of his online sluts outside & he didn’t want me seeing her or her seeing me and causing drama. Like if I really gave a shit who he was fucking. Well, I got tired of getting his chew (with MY money), tired of feeling like his servant, tired of the bitching and critizising and the lies and shadyness….everything….. so I told him he had to go. He’s in Cleveland right now, and I dropped the bomb on him via txt. He freaked out, now he’s not talking to me. Do I care? Not really. I finally have MY house back, MY laptop back, MY freedom to do what I want, when I want, and not have anyone giving me shit about it! His ex wife can have him back for all I care, his sluts can have him too, for all I care! No, we had no contract, but he had his mail delivered here. (I own my house). Maybe I should’ve drawn up a contract….. anyway, I just want to warn y’all–ESPECIALLY WOMEN–if you meet a tall, stocky Italian dude named Frankie with long black hair and tatts, and he starts coming on to you–RUN!! He will sex-talk his way into making you let him live at your place…then he won’t have anything to do with you once he moves in! He won’t help with chores, he’ll barely give you any money to help out & he’ll find excuses to find fault with you & bitch. He may seem like a great room mate at first, but beware–he is not what he appears to be! Don’t let him weasel his way into your home, he will be nothing but stress & drama! You’ve been warned! I am sooooo glad he and I never ended up as a couple–UGH!

You’re a stupid bitch.

anonymous — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:33:48 +0000

You are a dumb ass bitch. A) you say you have OCD then you leave your dirty dishes everywhere for weeks on end, THEN have the nerve to ask if anyone else needs help cleaning their shit when the only thing we are cleaning is one pot from that days dinner. B) no one uses the trash but you so I’m surprised you’re bitching at everyone else who doesn’t take it out, when you are the one who goes out to eat every night and let’s your leftovers sit in the fridge and then two weeks later fills the entire trash can with your garbage. No one else is using it bitch. C) are you fucking deaf? Every other word out of your mouth is huh? And I can hear your high pitched witch cackle two doors down and through two closed doors. Get a fucking hearing aid, you ignorant inconsiderate deaf bitch

I share a room with Satan

anonymous — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:21:05 +0000

My fucking roommate is about the worst fucking bitch I’ve ever met in my whole entire fucking life. She’s fucking fat and fucking stupid. she’s constantly bitching and doesn’t even say shit. She just blabs for no goddamn reason and she’s a fucking alcoholic. She’s always drunk and high like a fucking cunt. She doesn’t go to class and she doesn’t pass anything YET SHES STILL IN FUCKING SCHOOL. She has no clothes, and she’s always using my shit. She’s tries to be me at all points of time but it doesnt fucking work and its annoying as shit. She has like 18 faces and none of them make fucking sense. I ant to kill her but its not even fucking possible because shes satan and she doesnt die. FUCKING FUCK i hope she dies soon

I just don’t get it

anonymous — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:08:01 +0000

mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">I don’t really get it but my roommate keeps getting on my nerves really bad lately. I moved in about a month ago and it was all good for a time, both of us were on a tight budget so we shared everything we had. I’ve been letting her use my laptop and that’s probably when we started having problems. She is a friend of my cousin and I don’t really know her well, she is 3 years younger than me and the way i see it, this is her first time to live on her own. She is a bit crazy and is acting tough, always keeps telling me how I’m supposed to live my life, that the things I do are “lame” and ALWAYS is saying how fabulous she is (up to the point when it just sounds ridiculous). First I was getting pissed off when she started using my laptop, she used to take it without permission. I see a laptop as a very personal thing because I have my passwords stored in it, I also have data such as diaries and so on. She started installing software that I was unaware of (especially I got angry when I found out that she installed some kind of a “desktop sharing over the internet” thing on it), again, without even asking, she thinks that she knows a lot about computers and life in general so I really don’t have a say on anything. I worked my ass off to buy the thing and she used it with such disrespect, not to mention that she was using it almost 24/7, forcing me to use internet on my shitty phone. When she went to her parties and was coming back drunk, she used to take my laptop out of my bag and use it as she pleased, and when she was having some problems either with it or on the web she smashed the keyboard so hard that I actually woke up at that point, I still wonder how it’s working. In fact the whole tension was getting so intense that I actually thought to myself if I was doing something wrong and if I was a dick here, so I asked some of my friends on their opinion and they failed to see anything wrong with me, so I’m at the loss again.

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mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">We share a double room and also have to share a double bed. The room is not very spacious and last week she invited a friend to stay with us for a while. I don’t mind her friend, I actually see it as a blessing, because her attention is divided by both of us now. But she invited her friend without alerting a landlord!; and when she told me that somebody is moving in and I just said “ok”, she said that “I’m not asking, I’m telling!” – I saw it so fucking hilarious, I didn’t say that I’m against it but the fucking bitch still attacked me!! The landlord is getting pissed with her as well. Both of us owe some money to our landlord, but she doesn’t pick up the phone when he’s calling, so he calls me up then, asking where is she and why is her phone dead?.. I speak to my landlord directly and am honest with him all the time and he respects that.

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mso-fareast-language:EN-GB">This morning we had an argument. She attacked me again saying things like she’s fed up with me sitting at home all the time, not going out and never having money on me AND started shouting very rude that I have to “move the fuck out” like she would be an owner of the property (which is actually what my landlord said about her and he is tired of her acting like that). At the moment I’m developing my business and I spend a lot of time on my computer, also am looking for a part time job and occasionally go downtown for some appointments, but I see no reason for me having to explain all of my personal affairs(she is not my wife after all!). I want to move out, but I can’t do it at the moment, but if push comes to shove I might just pack up and stay at my friends place for a while.

Opinions please..

Fat Ass Bitch

anonymous — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:39:04 +0000

My roommate is a total bitch. Just now i locked my key in my room and had to go get the extra key from the community center. Well since my shoes where in my room i had to borrow hers flats, since it was cold as hell outside. She’s going to bitch to me about taing her shoes, when she be doing a whole lot other shit around the dorm. Eating peoples food, with out asking, i can’t keep any eggs, bread or leaftover. I made dinner for my self today, she ask what i’m cooking for her, i told her ass nothing. And then she goes and get my chicken nuggets and fries i had cooked. Oh, and the bitch don’t contribute at all, she’ll only buy cake mixes and sweets, and uses other people eggs and oil to make them. Never tell her that she can have some of the food u made. The pineapple i cut up, i only got 7 pieces, the bitch toke the container to her room and ate the rest. Don’t let her so called clean, that invovles pouring bleach or commet in the tiolet and letting it sit there before flushing the tiolet. For god sakes the tiolet brush is 3 inches away from the tiolet. Let me tell u, she asked me to request for her to be my roommate next year, hell no. If they have a line that said who don’t u want to have as a roommate in blod ass sharpie her name would be there. i can’t wait from christmas, 4 to 5 weeks away from her ass.

“You just don’et understand how it is, getting unwanted attention”

anonymous — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 03:51:32 +0000

My roommate it the most stuck up bitch I’ve ever met. Yes, I chose to room with her. Yes, I regret it. We just left a party because "she was uncomfortable" because of how the men in the room were treating her. I was having a fucking good time, the fraternity we were with loves me and of course they’re entertaining, so it was good company. But apparently I don’t know what it’s like to "get attention from men?" WELL GUESS WHAT SWEETHEART – you dress like a slut, you act like a slut, you post slutty pictures on Facebook…I think it’s fair that they treat you like a slut, you filthy lying skank. You tell guys you’ve only slept with 3 guys when really you’ve slept with 7. You throw yourself at old hookups for attention because you’re disgustingly insecure. And you have to throw a fucking fit when some guy you were flirting with at a party asks you back to his room? Pull your head out of your ass and stop thinking you’re better than other people and that’s why you get attention. THEY THINK YOU’RE EASY BECAUSE – SUPRISE – YOU ARE. I might just let slip to the guy you’re currently seeing that you were grinding up on an old hookup tonight. Cunt. And stop looking at yourself in the mirror so much. You’re awkwardly proportioned and your face looks like Michael Jackson’s.