wtf is WRONG with you
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009Okay, so, before I begin, mind you this is a regular occurrence. My roommate, who is 22 biologically, and 11 mentally, needed to wash her work shirt so rather than waiting until my clothes are done in the washing machine, she takes them out, puts them on the floor, and puts her shirt in the [...]
i fucking hate my roommate.
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. I even bought [...]
my friend Ian part II
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009So, I know I have become the most notorious poster on this site (I know I am because I got multiple emails from the admin :0)). So there has been long radio silence and thought I should put up another at the expense of my (has to be mentally challenged) former roommate, Ian. This will [...]
I OFFICIALLY HATE MY ROOMMATE
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009i hate her. with all my guts. HATE HER. and i hate her bf even more. he pretty much lives here for the past 2 months without paying any rent!!! until the other day when he made a comment about my dog being in MY apartment thats why i ticked off!!! i told him that [...]
Lazy FIlthy Stinky Alcoholic Asses
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009Just a clarification, this wasn’t always like this, it was great a few months ago….
first it was the dirty filthy dishes, they would sit there for days, im a very clean person and i like to have my house and place where i live presentable and nice smelling and clean… then it was the smoking [...]
roommate flash
Monday, March 30th, 2009So here’s the deal- I have some kind of naked phobia- and one of my roommates find this funny and walks around in only a towel constantly. Tonight she threatened to flash me- ending up showing me her butt and one boob- ugh, i want to make her ger stuck in the hall in her [...]
Dude, do you smoke weed?
Monday, March 2nd, 2009My biggest fear before I started my first year at college was that my roommate would be a complete stoner. Like I told my mother, I didn’t care if he smoked or stuff, as long as it didn’t have to enter my space and become my problem. However, my greatest fear soon became a reality. [...]
whadda fuck
Thursday, February 26th, 2009Seriously whadda fuck, i have been sick for 2 days now and you brought in some of your notouriously stanky food… I had to run to the bathroom and vomit. I feel like absolute shit and you triggered it. Also those dogtags look especially gay on you, which is ironic because you are obviously too [...]
Grounds for killing my roommate
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008I’ve been living with this girl since the end of July and have just about reached my murder point. Let’s count the offenses:
1. She’s a fucking slob. Example: instead of emptying the clean dishes out of the dish washer and putting the mountain of dirty dishes from the sink in there, she’ll just continue piling [...]
How can I get my psychotic college roommate evicted?
Friday, August 22nd, 2008I am in college and I have a roommate. He has hit me, sold drugs, and is literally drunk and high all the time. It doesn’t bother me that he does drugs or drinks. It’s the way he acts when he’s high or drunk he can’t hold his liquor for shit. He puked on our [...]