There are no positives to my roommate.
Sunday, October 9th, 2011I completely lost the roommate lottery. There are NO upsides to living with this "girl." For starters, she breaks everything.
tired
Tuesday, October 4th, 2011Dear roommate,
Despite the fact that I had an 8am class this morning, you decided it would be ok to keep the light on in the room until one in the morning when I told you to turn it off, even though I had been trying to sleep since 10pm. So when I came back from classes this afternoon, I decided to take a nap to catch up on my missed sleep. However, you were on the phone when I came back.
27, balding, loves legal drugs and tag body spray
Sunday, October 2nd, 2011I’ve been you best friend for years. Until now. I hope you choke on your own vomit you alcoholic piece of shit.
A lesson learned, A lesson to be taught
Thursday, September 29th, 2011First off, I do sincerely thank you for taking myself and my significant other in when we were on our last legs, really, I do. I don’t think I can ever 100% express that towards you.
But the past four (almost five) months with your family would require you to express an additional 2000% towards her and I.
The bills are due
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011The fucking bills are due you asshole. I fucking see the eighter you just bought you left it on the coffee table. Yeah, I have to clean up all of your weed shit and put it in your room before people come over because I don’t want it to be stolen and you start to accuse me of taking it because you’re a fucking lazy idiot because that has happened twice already.
Is she delusional or am I?
Sunday, April 10th, 2011I wrote ‘Condescending, man-fearing, 31-year old child’ — we’re back with more issues.
Let’s call her "Beth". She has wanted me to let her know in advance when I invite people over, and it has to be after 8 pm.
Shrek, the no life Ogre.
Thursday, April 7th, 2011So try living with a 6′5, 250 lb Ogre. I walk in my room and he’s there, I come home from work and he’s there, I come back from class and he’s there. I had a friend who roomed with this kid during the summer term and he told me that one weekend he didn’t leave from Friday afternoon when his last class was to Monday morning, the only time was for 10 mins.
gammerssuck
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011my rommate is a none social gamer freak, i cannot watch tv or clean or read a fucking book in the common area of the apt because fuck face has no social life and had play fucking x box or it will die. everything in this place is mine and it took my credit history and my job to get in here but now i am in my room doing this so fuck face can have his fag time with his buddies. christ he is 30 and doesnt know how to cook, do laundry, clean or act normal infront of my guests.
So fucking LAME
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011Living with a friend from high school, hadn’t really hung out with him in a few years, we used to be good friends, figured it’d be chill. WRONG
First off, the kid has 0 fucking friends. ZERO.
fat ugly bitch… um no1 wants you
Monday, February 21st, 2011All she does in talk about her pussy.. and how she can make a guy cum in five minutes.