Stupid Effing Cat Hair

Friday, February 4th, 2011

I let my roommate move in 4 and a half long ass years ago after she was almost attacked at the house she was renting a room in.  She is totally incompetant and doesn’t do shit around the house.  She has a stupid long haired cat that throws up every single effing day and covers every surface in her room with nasty stinking long ass floating hair.

Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!

Sunday, January 16th, 2011

I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!

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Condescending, man-fearing 31-year old child

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Year One: Demanding that you need to use the bathroom as soon as you come home, when I’m getting out of the shower and not saying ‘thank you’ after I leave. I’ve invited you to have some of my meals and you rudely say ‘no’ in that tone of voice only a 3-year-old would use. My boyfriend (whose not a live-in bf) invited you to hang out and you’ve repeatedly avoided us.

Good Lord, You’re the Most Disgusting Person I’ve Ever Met.

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

 Man, I let you live in my house for six months rent free because you were going through a hard time.  I let you use my spare bed, and when my ex left and she took MY bed, you didn’t offer to help me out, I had to just go buy another one!

 
Couple that with the fact that the room that you now pay only $400 is a fucking pig sty 90% of the time, you rarely do laundry, only when I ask you to because we can smell your clothes in the hallway and in our kitchen.  
 
I went into your room and found the sheets on the bed BLEACHED OUT from your god-damned sweat.

Thinks she owns the freaking place

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Okay, first off I’m glad this site exists cuz I can vent and rage my heart’s desire.

Living with her has been okay at first, I thought we would get along. But overtime she became really distant towards me and I wondered why.

Thinks she owns the freaking place

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Okay, first off I’m glad this site exists cuz I can vent and rage my heart’s desire.

Living with her has been okay at first, I thought we would get along. But overtime she became really distant towards me and I wondered why.

Thinks she owns the freaking place

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Okay, first off I’m glad this site exists cuz I can vent and rage my heart’s desire.

Living with her has been okay at first, I thought we would get along. But overtime she became really distant towards me and I wondered why.

worst ever

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

i have the worlds worst roomate ever!!!

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Rude, Psycho, Flatulater

Monday, October 11th, 2010

My roommate is completely insane and she doesn’t even know it. The day we moved in I told her that she could use my tv and my dvds on one condition-that she puts them back into the case when she’s done. Of course, does that happen? Not at all.

Rolled up…

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

I’ve been pretty lucky with my roommates thus far, but there’s ONE thing that has me madder than a dog with an empty food dish.

I live in a house with 4 other people (all together 5: 2 girls and one guy upstairs, one guy and one girl downstairs). I live in the upstairs and share a bathroom with the other guy and girl and NEITHER OF THEM cleans the bathroom.