Roommate Rant » fml http://www.roommaterant.com When kill'n is too good Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:11:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 i fucking hate my roommate. http://www.roommaterant.com/2009/11/22/i-fucking-hate-my-roommate/ http://www.roommaterant.com/2009/11/22/i-fucking-hate-my-roommate/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:36:34 +0000 admin http://www.roommaterant.com/?p=15 My roommate is a piece of shit. He is a fat fuck that snores really fucking loud at night, and not just a normal snore, but a flappy, sticky kind of snore that only very obese people emit. I bought two kinds of earplugs to deal with him but either of them aren’t effective. I even bought a high-tech silicone putty earplug, but somehow his snores just seem to penetrate even that. I get so pissed off at the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep but he’s blasting his snores. FUCK!!!!!!!!FUCKFUCKFUCK AHHHHH

He also smells like shit, every morning I wake up to the stench of his egg-y smelling farts, I fucking hate it. Either that or I wake up to the smell of too much cologne that he is wearing. fuck fuck fuck. God damn it. good thing I’m leaving this shithole soon…

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