Hypocrite!
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011I live with four other people: My brother, my friend who I can no longer stand, a guy who is literally never here, and this bitch.
hey dipshits, thanks you know i just love waking up to find the door open AN INCH, learn to lock the fucking door!
You are the biggest hypocriteI have ever met. Clean freak my ass, you cook your stinky meals then leave the sauce and shit all over the counter for the magical cleaning fairy to clean up.
List of Things I Want to Say to My Roommate:
Sunday, March 6th, 2011- When we were out that one time and someone shouted “Wardrobe malfunction,” he was talking to you.
- Britney Spears’s music sucks. So does Maria Carey’s.
Please Help Me! I Hate My Roommate’s Boyfriend
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010My roommate has been my best friend going on three years. We moved in together for the first time about 3 months ago, and the agreement was that her and I were to move into a two bedroom/two bathroom apartment. She has a boyfriend (she’s 21 and he is 38).
You ruined my life, you selfish BI***!
Thursday, May 13th, 2010You know, Everything was fine for the first few months. We both were happy. Then surely enough I was doing all the cleaning- dishes- floors- vacuuming-folding your crap in the dryer-buying groceries-bathroom products! You lazy sh**!
Then you decide you want some fu**** animals, so you get a hedgehog, a lizard, a dog! WTF! You know [...]