Stupid Effing Cat Hair

Friday, February 4th, 2011

I let my roommate move in 4 and a half long ass years ago after she was almost attacked at the house she was renting a room in.  She is totally incompetant and doesn’t do shit around the house.  She has a stupid long haired cat that throws up every single effing day and covers every surface in her room with nasty stinking long ass floating hair.

Ramen < Thin Mints

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

i opened my box of thin mints and inside there were no thin mints, instead there was a package of ramen. I questioned the douche about it and he claimed it was an even trade. an entire box of thin mints is not a fair trade of one package of ramen.