Grow Up, Please.

My roommate (a girl) takes a shower once a week and washes her clothes once a month. Her room smells like a mix between sleep, dirty clothes, and like somebody’s grandma exploded (which I guess is what she is trying to cover up the other smell with). Her acid feet have left stains on my coffee table since all she does is sit on her ass and watch TV. (read the rant…)

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She is such a piece of shit

 i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. (read the rant…)

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I hate my roommate! She thinks she is so perfect..ugh!!

       I think my roommate is a right bitch. I mean honestly she is so.. (read the rant…)

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I OFFICIALLY HATE MY ROOMMATE

i hate her. with all my guts. HATE HER. (read the rant…)

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Lazy FIlthy Stinky Alcoholic Asses

Just a clarification, this wasn’t always like this, it was great a few months ago… (read the rant…)

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Grounds for killing my roommate

I’ve been living with this girl since the end of July and have just about reached my murder point. Let’s count the offenses:

1. She’s a fucking slob. (read the rant…)

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