little lazy fucker!
Friday, January 27th, 2012Seriously, straight out of The Roommate…
There are no positives to my roommate.
Sunday, October 9th, 2011I completely lost the roommate lottery. There are NO upsides to living with this "girl." For starters, she breaks everything.
The bills are due
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011The fucking bills are due you asshole. I fucking see the eighter you just bought you left it on the coffee table. Yeah, I have to clean up all of your weed shit and put it in your room before people come over because I don’t want it to be stolen and you start to accuse me of taking it because you’re a fucking lazy idiot because that has happened twice already.
Rude, Psycho, Flatulater
Monday, October 11th, 2010My roommate is completely insane and she doesn’t even know it. The day we moved in I told her that she could use my tv and my dvds on one condition-that she puts them back into the case when she’s done. Of course, does that happen? Not at all.
Bag of Joy
Friday, August 27th, 2010 ME: I think we can both agree these garbage bags you got do not go on our "repeat buy" list.
RM: Why?
ME: Well, they’re pretty thin..
I can’t wait to get out!!
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010I hate my roommates… Oh my god do I hate them… And they probably hate me too by now but I don’t give a flying fuck anymore!! The roommate I had last semester drove me nuts. She had soooo much shit, I didn’t have room for anything. She felt like she owned the room. Whenever [...]
She is such a piece of shit
Thursday, February 4th, 2010i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. [...]
I hate my roommate! She thinks she is so perfect..ugh!!
Thursday, January 28th, 2010I think my roommate is a right bitch. I mean honestly she is so…ugh. She thinks she is so perfect and that she has no flaws and keeps bitching about everything. About how she can’t get a boyfriend yet she has “no bad qualities” and boys should like [...]
I OFFICIALLY HATE MY ROOMMATE
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009i hate her. with all my guts. HATE HER. and i hate her bf even more. he pretty much lives here for the past 2 months without paying any rent!!! until the other day when he made a comment about my dog being in MY apartment thats why i ticked off!!! i told him that [...]
Lazy FIlthy Stinky Alcoholic Asses
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009Just a clarification, this wasn’t always like this, it was great a few months ago….
first it was the dirty filthy dishes, they would sit there for days, im a very clean person and i like to have my house and place where i live presentable and nice smelling and clean… then it was the smoking [...]