I just don’t get it
Thursday, November 24th, 2011I don’t really get it but my roommate keeps getting on my nerves really bad lately.
Hypocrite!
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011I live with four other people: My brother, my friend who I can no longer stand, a guy who is literally never here, and this bitch.
hey dipshits, thanks you know i just love waking up to find the door open AN INCH, learn to lock the fucking door!
You are the biggest hypocriteI have ever met. Clean freak my ass, you cook your stinky meals then leave the sauce and shit all over the counter for the magical cleaning fairy to clean up.
List of Things I Want to Say to My Roommate:
Sunday, March 6th, 2011- When we were out that one time and someone shouted “Wardrobe malfunction,” he was talking to you.
- Britney Spears’s music sucks. So does Maria Carey’s.
Big Sweaty Fat Fuck Roommate!!!
Sunday, January 16th, 2011I hate my roommate soo much! She dated a guy for three years, then he dumped her, so she runs off with one of our friends and loses her virginity and still hasnt told her bf who took her back. She has a lisp, needs to quit plucking her paper-thin eyebrows, and she says I stretched out one of her shirts! I can’t help it that it actually have tits bigger than a 12 year old!!!! Please crash your mustang (that daddy bought) again!!!
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I hate my roommate
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010So my roommate called me during a class today, i couldn’t pick up at the time so i called him back after, this is what was transpired:
Roommate: What do you want?
Me: You called me before, I’m calling you back. What’s up?
Roommate: Yeah, that was before, this is now, it doesn’t even matter.
Me: Yeah, ok….
My Roommate is Stuck in Highschool
Saturday, April 10th, 2010My roommate and I are freshmen in college, yet she seems to be stuck in the mode of high school drama. She is two-faced about all of her friends, and talks behind their backs like their is no tomorrow. She is obssessed with her boyfriend, whom she met over the internet and has only [...]
She is such a piece of shit
Thursday, February 4th, 2010i hate my roommate she never buys anything unless its for herself, doesn’t contribute to the cleaning but will gladly make a big @$$ mess, steals anything that she can get her grubby little fingers on, uses my stuff i.e. : shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body wash, face scrub, anything in the fridge or pantry. [...]
I hate my roommate! She thinks she is so perfect..ugh!!
Thursday, January 28th, 2010I think my roommate is a right bitch. I mean honestly she is so…ugh. She thinks she is so perfect and that she has no flaws and keeps bitching about everything. About how she can’t get a boyfriend yet she has “no bad qualities” and boys should like [...]
Where do I begin??
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Let me preface by saying that THANKFULLY, I moved out of this house over a month ago and have since regained some degree of my sanity.
Rather than go through the entire 10-month ordeal from start to finish, let me just summarize her crimes- I’m sure I’ll have to add more posts as I [...]
CLEARING THROAT
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Hello. this is my fourth month living here and listening to this dude clear this throat every 5 minutes..now im wondering after taking all these med classes could he have some mucous problem or some drainage going down in his throat? is this serious and should it be addressed by a doctor?
this guy also hits [...]