Bag of Joy

Friday, August 27th, 2010

 ME:  I think we can both agree these garbage bags you got do not go on our "repeat buy" list.
RM:  Why?
ME:  Well, they’re pretty thin..

Annoying Dorm Roommate

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

My roommate is constantly annoying the crap out of me. He is very messy, smelly, and talks to me about stuff that I have no interest in whatsoever.
First of all, he piles all of his school books in the floor next to the bed and keeps them there all the time. I find it very [...]